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Yami no Malik (Marik)/ Yami no Bakura (Bakura) dj!
Want links to the cutest pages of a long psychoshipping doujinshi I found? No sex, a few kisses and a plot centered around (1) The quest for 'yaoi' which is part of a play that the cast is putting on. XD Otogi even fights Anzu for the right to be the princess!
That dj makes me happy indeed. It's drawn really prettily, it has my OTP, and it's just so funny! Not to mention that since it's in German, I can actually read it. Which utterly rocks, since all those stupid thiefshipping djs are in Japanese anyway. *smirk* Oh, btw? Don't ever link me to thiefshipping please, no matter how good/how pretty it is. What with ygo_rpg and all, it's started to depress the hell out of me.
The dj is really great though. Marik (it's easier to refer to him like that for the time being) keeps hitting on Bakura while they're working and Bakura's all "No, stop... well okay, but I'm saying stop just so that you know that I'm protesting *kiss back happily*". I swear, it's so freaking cute and fluffy and just makes me go "awww *giggle* Bakura's such an uke!" Really, really adorable.
So yeah, have a lot of links (I've even been nice enough to translate the pages for you!). Might get a little confusing since I jump around in the dj. Reads from left to right, like a comic!
Kiss on Cheek. Bakura is doubting if it was a good idea to pick a play called Yaoi, Marik says it's a great idea, Bakura says that it's only because Marik gets to do those scenes with him and asks how would Marik feel if Marik had to do them with someone else, then Marik kisses him on the cheek and Bakura hits him and goes 'stop it XD'.
It won't work. Bakura's all "I don't see myself being able to do a scene like that with you -" and Marik kisses him to prove that they can do the love scenes.
Continuation Page after the above one, the kiss breaks apart and Marik smirks and says "I think you'll manage." And Bakura snaps back, "I didn't expect/wait for that!"
Shoulder kiss. Bakura is being all haughty and "Oh clear! So that like yesterday you can undress me to 'check it out' and grope me?!" And Marik's arching his eyebrows and replying, "You enjoyed that, so why are you so freaked now?" And the narrative arrow pointing to Bakura says 'becomes very small' and Bakura looks down with this blush, obviously speechless, so Marik smirks, drops a kiss on Bakura's shoulder and concludes, "Then I can continue!"
I protect what's mine. A lovely full-page shot of a shirtless Bakura being held by Marik, with Bakura's cloak on the ground and a billowing stage curtain in the background.
Cover. A cover for one of them (there are 5 volumes so far, and it's still not finished) with Marik holding Bakura and snaking his hand up Bakura's shirt. XDDD
Wakey wakey!" Bakura throws water on Marik to wake him up, and Marik fights him for it, and pins Bakura. Bakura wants to know why does Marik always win, and Marik says it's because he's stronger, then the little narrative for Marik says 'after all, it's logical'. And the last two panels confuse me a little, but Bakura basically tells Marik he has a [Fleck] which looks very [zweideutig], and Marik replies, "Yes, and I know whom to thank for that" And Bakura sweatdrops and goes, "Oh, do I know the person?"
Argh! Next page from above, Marik's still got Bakura pinned and is leaning down to kiss him, and Bakura's all "Hey! Stop that! Don't even try it! Stop thinking about it!" And then for some reason yells 'YAMI!' and there's a blackout shot which either says 'is he completely lying?' or 'is he completely insane?'. After that, we find Marik lying on the ground next to Bakura and Bakura ranting, "Now I've had enough of you! Do you even pay attention to what you do?! What's wrong with you?!" And Marik is just *knurr*, whatever that means.
Ryuuji being too sexy to be legal. Ryuuji's on the chair and asks them "So boys, did you practice the stunts of Page 124 at home?"(Page 124 is the name of the play, I think). Bakura and Marik look at each other, then Marik states mock-innocently, "Page 124 doesn't have any stunts" so Bakura falls over.
Next page. Bakura yells at Marik "IDIOT! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE MEANT!" and Yami asks "Can we start with the rehearsal already?" with Marik cowering behind a table and then Jou says "I don't think that the teacher really knows what we're going to dress in."
Princess Ryuuji?! Ryuuji says "The role suits me better!" And Anzu replies, "No it doesn't, you're not a women!". Cue sexy-sexy Ryuuji answering, "But I have long hair, a great figure and don't look overly masculine. So I can play the Princess like that. And I'm as beautiful as a Princess is as well!". And the next few pages have them getting into a cat fight about who gets to be the Princess.
You don't want me. Marik is complaining about how Bakura never seems to want him and how Bakura doesn't like him because Bakura doesn't do [list of stuff] then Bakura asks 'what do you want?!'
Next page. Marik goes 'YOU!' and Bakura asks what does Marik have to offer, so Marik says he has 15 Euros and a Pokemon card. And on the page after that, Bakura whacks Marik and tells Marik that he's not for sale, which upsets our cute blond psycho very much since Bakura had made it sound like he was. XD
Ryuuji's such an eavesdropper..." Ryuuji says 'Very good, he's still trying' (he meaning Marik) and Bakura's all 'someone's outside...' since Bakura's still trying to talk Marik out of it, with Marik being all 'why are your words at odds with what your body tells me?' and Bakura says 'you're misinterpreting what my body says' and Marik laughs and says 'no, your body's messages are quite clear."
Princess! Bakura falls on Otogi and Marik goes "Jardin is with the Princess!" and cries. (Jardin is the name of the character that Bakura acts in the play). And Bakura goes "I'm not doing anything" at which point the narration for Otogi says 'gropes' and the narration for Bakura says 'wants to get up immediately' and then the narration for Otogi says 'pulls him closer'. And Marik goes *knurr*.
Next page. Otogi pulls Bakura under the sleeping bag, presumably to molest, Jou yells "I just want to sleep!" and Anzu asks Marik "What kind of a lover are you if you won't fight for Jardin?".
Next, next page. Yami says that for 5 Euros, he'll magic the Princess into the toilet. And Marik says [Bestechung] and Yami replies, "Nope, shop/succeeded!" (O_o Don't ask me why the two words are the same in my memory).
Next, next, next page. Jou tells Marik, "Think about it - that's your lover under the sheets with a women and it's YOUR job to go save him!" And Marik's eyes does this weird widening-with-realization thing, and he starts to run to the sleeping bag, saying, "You all are right! I have to fight for him! Dress warmly Livia!" (Livia is the name of the Princess that Ryuuji is playing).
Nurse!Marik Marik says "That's what only you believe, since I'll give/I gave you the [Impfungsspritze] myself!" And then he's in a nurse outfit, hugs Bakura from behind and says "Now, trousers down!" (like he's going to give Bakura an injection in the butt) And Bakura yells "NEVER!" and struggles a little, then they glare at each other.
I said, trousers down! Marik yells "Trousers down!" again, and possibly hits with a cord or something, since Bakura is sweatdropping, then there are fighting sounds and Bakura ends up with his wrists bound in front of him and Marik behind him, apparently giving him the injection.
Money maker! Bakura and Marik are making out on stage as part of the play, and in the last panel, there's Ryuuji with Euro signs in his eyes saying "If we film and sell this, we could make a million Euros from the shounen-ai fans!" And Yami goes "Shhhhh!".
Bondage, psychoshipping and exhibitionism all at once! No translations needed but I will add that this is as far as the shounen-ai goes in all of the five volumes. The doujinshi is a comic/humor one, not a sex-based one.
Sex interrupted by Death! Backstage, Yugi (dressed as a mage since that's his role in the play) goes, "Oh rats, it's almost my turn. I nearly missed it!" Then he walks out on stage to see two half-naked boys making out, and say "Ahem!". Bakura and Marik break apart, stare wide-eyed at Death and Marik goes 'Oh shit..." And the narration text at the side says 'In the script, it was written 'accusing glare'. Yugi obviously interpreted it differently to us.' Since Yugi isn't glaring properly after all...
Right, I've been doing this for almost two hours, time for me to go get breakfast (at 4 int he evening, yay!) and I hope you all enjoyed that!
That dj makes me happy indeed. It's drawn really prettily, it has my OTP, and it's just so funny! Not to mention that since it's in German, I can actually read it. Which utterly rocks, since all those stupid thiefshipping djs are in Japanese anyway. *smirk* Oh, btw? Don't ever link me to thiefshipping please, no matter how good/how pretty it is. What with ygo_rpg and all, it's started to depress the hell out of me.
The dj is really great though. Marik (it's easier to refer to him like that for the time being) keeps hitting on Bakura while they're working and Bakura's all "No, stop... well okay, but I'm saying stop just so that you know that I'm protesting *kiss back happily*". I swear, it's so freaking cute and fluffy and just makes me go "awww *giggle* Bakura's such an uke!" Really, really adorable.
So yeah, have a lot of links (I've even been nice enough to translate the pages for you!). Might get a little confusing since I jump around in the dj. Reads from left to right, like a comic!
Kiss on Cheek. Bakura is doubting if it was a good idea to pick a play called Yaoi, Marik says it's a great idea, Bakura says that it's only because Marik gets to do those scenes with him and asks how would Marik feel if Marik had to do them with someone else, then Marik kisses him on the cheek and Bakura hits him and goes 'stop it XD'.
It won't work. Bakura's all "I don't see myself being able to do a scene like that with you -" and Marik kisses him to prove that they can do the love scenes.
Continuation Page after the above one, the kiss breaks apart and Marik smirks and says "I think you'll manage." And Bakura snaps back, "I didn't expect/wait for that!"
Shoulder kiss. Bakura is being all haughty and "Oh clear! So that like yesterday you can undress me to 'check it out' and grope me?!" And Marik's arching his eyebrows and replying, "You enjoyed that, so why are you so freaked now?" And the narrative arrow pointing to Bakura says 'becomes very small' and Bakura looks down with this blush, obviously speechless, so Marik smirks, drops a kiss on Bakura's shoulder and concludes, "Then I can continue!"
I protect what's mine. A lovely full-page shot of a shirtless Bakura being held by Marik, with Bakura's cloak on the ground and a billowing stage curtain in the background.
Cover. A cover for one of them (there are 5 volumes so far, and it's still not finished) with Marik holding Bakura and snaking his hand up Bakura's shirt. XDDD
Wakey wakey!" Bakura throws water on Marik to wake him up, and Marik fights him for it, and pins Bakura. Bakura wants to know why does Marik always win, and Marik says it's because he's stronger, then the little narrative for Marik says 'after all, it's logical'. And the last two panels confuse me a little, but Bakura basically tells Marik he has a [Fleck] which looks very [zweideutig], and Marik replies, "Yes, and I know whom to thank for that" And Bakura sweatdrops and goes, "Oh, do I know the person?"
Argh! Next page from above, Marik's still got Bakura pinned and is leaning down to kiss him, and Bakura's all "Hey! Stop that! Don't even try it! Stop thinking about it!" And then for some reason yells 'YAMI!' and there's a blackout shot which either says 'is he completely lying?' or 'is he completely insane?'. After that, we find Marik lying on the ground next to Bakura and Bakura ranting, "Now I've had enough of you! Do you even pay attention to what you do?! What's wrong with you?!" And Marik is just *knurr*, whatever that means.
Ryuuji being too sexy to be legal. Ryuuji's on the chair and asks them "So boys, did you practice the stunts of Page 124 at home?"(Page 124 is the name of the play, I think). Bakura and Marik look at each other, then Marik states mock-innocently, "Page 124 doesn't have any stunts" so Bakura falls over.
Next page. Bakura yells at Marik "IDIOT! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE MEANT!" and Yami asks "Can we start with the rehearsal already?" with Marik cowering behind a table and then Jou says "I don't think that the teacher really knows what we're going to dress in."
Princess Ryuuji?! Ryuuji says "The role suits me better!" And Anzu replies, "No it doesn't, you're not a women!". Cue sexy-sexy Ryuuji answering, "But I have long hair, a great figure and don't look overly masculine. So I can play the Princess like that. And I'm as beautiful as a Princess is as well!". And the next few pages have them getting into a cat fight about who gets to be the Princess.
You don't want me. Marik is complaining about how Bakura never seems to want him and how Bakura doesn't like him because Bakura doesn't do [list of stuff] then Bakura asks 'what do you want?!'
Next page. Marik goes 'YOU!' and Bakura asks what does Marik have to offer, so Marik says he has 15 Euros and a Pokemon card. And on the page after that, Bakura whacks Marik and tells Marik that he's not for sale, which upsets our cute blond psycho very much since Bakura had made it sound like he was. XD
Ryuuji's such an eavesdropper..." Ryuuji says 'Very good, he's still trying' (he meaning Marik) and Bakura's all 'someone's outside...' since Bakura's still trying to talk Marik out of it, with Marik being all 'why are your words at odds with what your body tells me?' and Bakura says 'you're misinterpreting what my body says' and Marik laughs and says 'no, your body's messages are quite clear."
Princess! Bakura falls on Otogi and Marik goes "Jardin is with the Princess!" and cries. (Jardin is the name of the character that Bakura acts in the play). And Bakura goes "I'm not doing anything" at which point the narration for Otogi says 'gropes' and the narration for Bakura says 'wants to get up immediately' and then the narration for Otogi says 'pulls him closer'. And Marik goes *knurr*.
Next page. Otogi pulls Bakura under the sleeping bag, presumably to molest, Jou yells "I just want to sleep!" and Anzu asks Marik "What kind of a lover are you if you won't fight for Jardin?".
Next, next page. Yami says that for 5 Euros, he'll magic the Princess into the toilet. And Marik says [Bestechung] and Yami replies, "Nope, shop/succeeded!" (O_o Don't ask me why the two words are the same in my memory).
Next, next, next page. Jou tells Marik, "Think about it - that's your lover under the sheets with a women and it's YOUR job to go save him!" And Marik's eyes does this weird widening-with-realization thing, and he starts to run to the sleeping bag, saying, "You all are right! I have to fight for him! Dress warmly Livia!" (Livia is the name of the Princess that Ryuuji is playing).
Nurse!Marik Marik says "That's what only you believe, since I'll give/I gave you the [Impfungsspritze] myself!" And then he's in a nurse outfit, hugs Bakura from behind and says "Now, trousers down!" (like he's going to give Bakura an injection in the butt) And Bakura yells "NEVER!" and struggles a little, then they glare at each other.
I said, trousers down! Marik yells "Trousers down!" again, and possibly hits with a cord or something, since Bakura is sweatdropping, then there are fighting sounds and Bakura ends up with his wrists bound in front of him and Marik behind him, apparently giving him the injection.
Money maker! Bakura and Marik are making out on stage as part of the play, and in the last panel, there's Ryuuji with Euro signs in his eyes saying "If we film and sell this, we could make a million Euros from the shounen-ai fans!" And Yami goes "Shhhhh!".
Bondage, psychoshipping and exhibitionism all at once! No translations needed but I will add that this is as far as the shounen-ai goes in all of the five volumes. The doujinshi is a comic/humor one, not a sex-based one.
Sex interrupted by Death! Backstage, Yugi (dressed as a mage since that's his role in the play) goes, "Oh rats, it's almost my turn. I nearly missed it!" Then he walks out on stage to see two half-naked boys making out, and say "Ahem!". Bakura and Marik break apart, stare wide-eyed at Death and Marik goes 'Oh shit..." And the narration text at the side says 'In the script, it was written 'accusing glare'. Yugi obviously interpreted it differently to us.' Since Yugi isn't glaring properly after all...
Right, I've been doing this for almost two hours, time for me to go get breakfast (at 4 int he evening, yay!) and I hope you all enjoyed that!