LOL! What an incredibly messed up bedtime story. Hm, that could explain a lot about you, you know :p Especially as you're the sort of girl who was most probably reading herself bedtime stories from the time she was knee-high to a grasshopper...

p.s. Congrats on exam, good luck for next
p.p.s. Finally bought my plane ticket today..Will be arriving on Monday 13th (quite late at night, sorry) - only about three weeks left! w00t to the fucking b00t, matey! *misses you*