I read about the "6 foot cock" and am not sure if I should be laughing or simply shocked.

I think both, plus the sheer stupidity of the person you were RPing with. That was... ridiculous, to say the least... And then to tell you to fix it!? WTF? They make themselves out to be an arrogant-cocky person without anything to support it... then act like a brat ... >_> *mutters more and goes to bed*