Not as much as that broom would hurt whoever made those laws.

Because fuck, even if they were all male, what's with the "men can't get raped" attitude? Are you not a 'real man' if you're raped? Are real men only the ones that were born with the equipment to be able to rape someone, or are the ones that actually do it?

I just have no idea what the hell those people were thinking when they wrote those laws, except maybe that they wanted to be as old-fashioned and idiotic as possible without caring about who gets hurt.