Actually, I take that back. I somehow read a "no" in the crossovers part.

In that case, I cannot see your writing:

Voldemort gets bored with the Potterverse, meets Zeus and his posse, falls for Ganymedes and decides to focus all his efforts on waging war with the Greek gods for possession of the boy. Voldie-slash and crossovers on epic portions! Bonus points if in the form of an epic poem. XD

I'll think of a third...