Six million Korean ancestors, all telling you to straighten up and stop being a disgrace to the family? I think that I'd pass on that, thanks. *considers your eyes again* Are you sure you never had an accident with a roll of duct tape?

HAH. I hit myself in the left eye with my mascara brush this morning. It was over an hour ago, it STILL hurts, and it keeps tearing up.

Clearly, mascara and eyeballs don't mix. Ow.