Dear Creator: Femslash Exchange

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Hello!

I hope you enjoy whatever you decide to write. :) In general, I like darkfic, angst, self-loathing, complicated relationships, emotional trauma, noncon/dubcon, hatesex, etc. I've got a few suggestions/prompts and also more specifics on how I like to see certain ships but please feel free to ignore them and write whatever you want!

Split by fandoms & pairings! Nothing for King's Avatar because I'm easy, I'll accept anything there.

HARRY POTTER

As you can tell, I really love Luna. I love that she's a little out there, I love that she doesn't care when she gets bullied, I love that she is so defiantly herself despite everything. Everyone could do with a little of her courage. So here's the breakdown by ships!

Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson

I'd love something where Pansy is really, really uncomfortable with how much she wants Luna. Whether it's because she knows she has to marry a man, because it's because it's Luna, because it's not a Slytherin or for all of those reasons. Self-loathing, angry, jealous Pansy trying not to obsess over Luna with Luna either being oblivious or serenely ignoring every move Pansy makes on her is perfect.

Narcissa Black Malfoy/Lily Evans Potter

See above, but with a side of potential Muggleborn hate? Possibly Narcissa being extra annoyed with herself that someone's broken through the wall of ice she's built around her heart, since Narcissa always comes off as more controlled/refined than Pansy.

Luna Lovegood/Padma Patil

So I'm Sri Lankan and while that's not the same as being British-Indian, it's enough to make me really crave something with a heavy South Asian flavoring here. What's magic like in South Asia? What charms are British-Indian witches taught by their family? My mother has rituals for us that are practically magic and we're Muggles! I refuse to believe that Padma wouldn't have been learning those ever since she was tiny.

I'd love to see her sharing those with Luna, or Luna inquiring about them. Maybe discussion of how colonization changed the way Indian magic was done (secretly, under different names, etc) or Luna catching Padma working some form of magic that Luna doesn't recognize, so of course she's curious about it?

Luna Lovegood/Parvati Patil

Parvati Sorted into Gryffindor. Why? Luna observes her and finds all the ways that she and Padma differ. One of them is that Parvati likes girls, for all that she giggles and blushes over boys.

Luna Lovegood/Narcissa Black Malfoy

Uh. Sick and twisted torture, maybe Narcissa seeing her younger self in Luna? Nothing consensual, please, I'm not actually comfortable with age gaps in happy-yay-okay settings. ^^;;

HOMESTUCK:

The fandom I come back to like an old, old friend. Blackrom for all of the ships, please!

The Condesce/Neophyte Redglare

I might be the only person who ships this but I ship it HARD. I will welcome anything for this, anything at all, as long as it's blackrom. Neophyte Redglare as this absolute devotee of Justice, and the difference between Justice and Law, and the Condesce roaring that her word is the Law and Justice both? Gimme, gimme.

The Condesce/Alpha Rose Lalonde

Rose doesn't die as quickly as she'd hoped. aka the one where The Condesce plays with Rose before killing her. Or maybe the Condesce and Rose meet before that, parrying with words and watching each other with wary respect?

Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley/Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde

Revolutionary shenanigans, please! Rose planning for Roxy's life in the future, Grandma English trying to look after Jake now, both of them plotting to take down the Batterwitch. Stolen kisses while gunfire sounds around the corner, 3AM recon dates, the whole works. High drama and intense emotions because they always knew this would never end well for them.

Love Live:

Only one ship here and it's Nico/Eli, but so many ideas!

1) Nico getting older and aging out of idolhood but stubbornly refusing to believe it. Girlfriend/manager Eli trying to show her all the other avenues she could go into, but Nico throws a fit whenever they're brought up because she has her dream and she won't abandon it!

2) One of them becomes an idol. One of them becomes a failure. Nico jealously watching Eli on TV because she can't spare money from her meager salary to buy a live ticket, having to act happy for her on phone calls, stubbornly refusing to accept money from her girlfriend because it'll make her feel bought and paid for and she's not, she's not, she's the only thing in Eli's life that's real, couldn't Eli see that the idol life was all smoke and mirrors? (Of course not, Nico could never see it either when she was the one on the stage.)

3) ...This is cracky but hear me out. You k now how Nico goes "Nico nico niii!"? Okay. Nico gets cursed to turn into a Pokemon and the only thing that'll turn her back is a kiss from a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, the first beautiful girl she runs into is more interested in this brand new type of Pokemon than in kissing her. That's right, it's a Pokemon AU. Please no bestiality.

KING'S AVATAR

1) Her girlfriend's getting sick of the rumors that Sū Mùchéng's relationship with Ye Xiu is more than platonic and decide to do something about it. Publicly.

2) Sū Mùchéng gets asked by a reporter what she looks for in a boy and shocks everyone by replying 'Nothing, I am happy with my girlfriend'. Chaos ensues. Way to go, Team Happy.

3) Intimate/serious conversation about what it was like for Sū Mùchéng growing up on the street. Might be especially interesting contrasted with Táng Róu the rich kid.

ORIGINAL WORK

...So, yeah, basically I want everything terrible here. Noncon, abuse of power, humiliation, degradation, abuse, public use, all of those things. Tiny bits of elaboration on ships specifically follows, please consider all of this to come with potential trigger warnings.

Concubine/Rival Concubine:

The old favorite of the empress is losing her hold on the empress' heart and the new favorite decides to gloat, only to have the old favorite snap and try to ruin her for the empress? Deliberate disfiguration of the face/genitals/breasts would be a plus.

Courtesan/Noblewoman:

The courtesan's had a lot of clients but this noblewoman is the worst. When she tries to summon the brothel guard, he doesn't come and she realizes the woman's paid for unlimited access - and damage.

Dragon Shifter/Human:

I would love it if the dragon shifter had inhuman genitals of some sort. A bulge or a tentadick, maybe? And stomach distension. Maybe the human's a thief who needs to be taught a lesson, a princess carried off to feed the dragon shifter's lusts, anything.

Female General/Princess of Enemy Country:

I'd be equally happy with the General being the Princess' captive and having to service the Princess on her throne, or with the Princess being the General's captive and the General using her publicly with the threat of throwing her to the army to enjoy if she doesn't do a good job.

High-ranking Courtesan/Her Handmaids:

So this is actually more of a hurt/comfort scenario where the courtesan is absolutely destroyed by her latest client and needs to be very tenderly sponged down and taken care of by her handmaids. Lots of description of how badly she's injured and bleeding, please?

Horsewoman of the Apocalypse/Horsewoman of the Apocalypse:

War x Death, preferably! Hatesex, something lyrical and dangerous, just lots of stress on how powerful and violent they are?

Murderbot/Serial Killer:

It's a very bad idea to mistake her for a sexbot. The Serial Killer makes that mistake.

Newly-Crowned Queen/Princess of Enemy Country:

See the Female General/Enemy Princess scenarios! Possibly with the Queen only doing it because her hold on the country isn't secure so she can't afford to show weakness but feels bad about it.

Princess/Her Favorite Harem Concubine:

I would love a really cruel, sadistic princess s being her favorite just means being the one to suffer the most. Piercings, threats, downtalk, overstimulation, all those good things.

Robot Who Hates All Humans/Human Who Hates All Humans:

Ex-sexbot finds a perfect target to take her anger out on. Or maybe they're serial killers together and the human lures the target in so the two of them can kill the victim slowly?