I'm going to stick it up and hope that they don't look. XD
...what could be said? *snickers* With how he's kneeling and everything, I guess that we could blame Marik for Bakura looking so very male XDDDDDD
Love potions. Or a little help from God. Or a lot of help from God.
He-ey, so Bakura has the right to mock Marik's lack of a sex life when he's supposed to be getting screwed senseless? No fair!
As for humor, here's an extract from a fic I once wrote that was mainly Ryou/Kaiba centric, but has a little psychoshipping in it as well, and a tad of thiefshipping:
"Kaiba and Bakura nearly drowned! Someone had better give them mouth-to-mouth." A voice that Kaiba easily recognized as Devlin's suggested. Kaiba wildly waved his arms in an attempt to convey that 'yes, he had nearly drowned, but no, he didn't want mouth-to-mouth.'
"Yes, I think Devlin's right. Ryou, you know mouth-to-mouth, why don't you do it?" Yugi was heard to say. Kaiba stopped moving his arms. Ryou was preferable to drowning after making it to dry land.
"No, big brother's stopped moving! He's dead!" Mokuba sobbed hysterically. Trying to reassure his bother, Kaiba started flailing his arms again.
"Aah, he's moving! Must be one of those zombies!" Joey said, sounding panicked. Kaiba rolled his eyes, and mentally groaned.
"Don't be a fool Joey, Kaiba's not a zombie. Ryou, now's your chance, do mouth-to-mouth!" Malik said eagerly. Kaiba sighed. What was it with these people and wanting Ryou to do mouth-to-mouth?
"Yes, but on which one, my yami or Kaiba?" Ryou's soft voice asked.
"Kaiba, of course, you might not get another chance." Marik said decisively. Kaiba groaned again. If he died, of course Ryou wouldn't get another chance. Marik did not seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer - although, thinking of Marik's dagger collection, Kaiba conceded that having very sharp knives might compensate for not being one.
Next to him, Kaiba could feel someone coughing rapidly, and then suddenly everyone shifted their attention to that person. Determined not to be outdone, Kaiba forced himself to cough as well, and when he couldn't anymore, he lay back with a moan and slowly opened his eyes.
"My entire world's gone black. I'm blind!" He exclaimed fearfully.
"No, I had just put my hand over your eyes so that I could check your pupils to see if you had a concussion." Ryou said, and then drew back a little. Relaxing, Kaiba realized that he wasn't blind, and that he could see Ryou's eyes, better than he ever had. Ryou's eyes - Ryou's pretty, soft, velvet-warm brown eyes...he might have mentally continued cataloguing the virtues of Ryou's eyes, if it hadn't been for the sudden commotion besides him.
"Fine then Bakura, see if I ever save your life again." Malik said, looking rather annoyed.
"How do you call that saving my life?" Bakura asked indignantly, sitting up as if fully recovered. Malik sighed, and assumed his best 'I'm-surrounded-by-idiots' voice.
"I was performing mouth-to-mouth since Ryou was too busy trying to decide whether or not to save Kaiba." Bakura glared at Malik, who retreated behind his yami.
"That might have saved my life, but you shoving your tongue down my mouth was more likely to suffocate me!" Bakura said hotly, causing Marik to growl warningly.
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...what could be said? *snickers* With how he's kneeling and everything, I guess that we could blame Marik for Bakura looking so very male XDDDDDD
Love potions. Or a little help from God. Or a lot of help from God.
He-ey, so Bakura has the right to mock Marik's lack of a sex life when he's supposed to be getting screwed senseless? No fair!
As for humor, here's an extract from a fic I once wrote that was mainly Ryou/Kaiba centric, but has a little psychoshipping in it as well, and a tad of thiefshipping:
"Kaiba and Bakura nearly drowned! Someone had better give them mouth-to-mouth." A voice that Kaiba easily recognized as Devlin's suggested. Kaiba wildly waved his arms in an attempt to convey that 'yes, he had nearly drowned, but no, he didn't want mouth-to-mouth.'
"Yes, I think Devlin's right. Ryou, you know mouth-to-mouth, why don't you do it?" Yugi was heard to say. Kaiba stopped moving his arms. Ryou was preferable to drowning after making it to dry land.
"No, big brother's stopped moving! He's dead!" Mokuba sobbed hysterically. Trying to reassure his bother, Kaiba started flailing his arms again.
"Aah, he's moving! Must be one of those zombies!" Joey said, sounding panicked. Kaiba rolled his eyes, and mentally groaned.
"Don't be a fool Joey, Kaiba's not a zombie. Ryou, now's your chance, do mouth-to-mouth!" Malik said eagerly. Kaiba sighed. What was it with these people and wanting Ryou to do mouth-to-mouth?
"Yes, but on which one, my yami or Kaiba?" Ryou's soft voice asked.
"Kaiba, of course, you might not get another chance." Marik said decisively. Kaiba groaned again. If he died, of course Ryou wouldn't get another chance. Marik did not seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer - although, thinking of Marik's dagger collection, Kaiba conceded that having very sharp knives might compensate for not being one.
Next to him, Kaiba could feel someone coughing rapidly, and then suddenly everyone shifted their attention to that person. Determined not to be outdone, Kaiba forced himself to cough as well, and when he couldn't anymore, he lay back with a moan and slowly opened his eyes.
"My entire world's gone black. I'm blind!" He exclaimed fearfully.
"No, I had just put my hand over your eyes so that I could check your pupils to see if you had a concussion." Ryou said, and then drew back a little. Relaxing, Kaiba realized that he wasn't blind, and that he could see Ryou's eyes, better than he ever had. Ryou's eyes - Ryou's pretty, soft, velvet-warm brown eyes...he might have mentally continued cataloguing the virtues of Ryou's eyes, if it hadn't been for the sudden commotion besides him.
"Fine then Bakura, see if I ever save your life again." Malik said, looking rather annoyed.
"How do you call that saving my life?" Bakura asked indignantly, sitting up as if fully recovered. Malik sighed, and assumed his best 'I'm-surrounded-by-idiots' voice.
"I was performing mouth-to-mouth since Ryou was too busy trying to decide whether or not to save Kaiba." Bakura glared at Malik, who retreated behind his yami.
"That might have saved my life, but you shoving your tongue down my mouth was more likely to suffocate me!" Bakura said hotly, causing Marik to growl warningly.