Well, I'd definetely get wide-eyed just at the very thought and make a face of... well, disgust. And then say that you're not God and as such can't eat it, since you threatened that God would be the one to eat it.
Bakura would reply that Marik's only saying he's the 'better' seme, b/c he just refuses to be uke and as such thinks he can make that claim; while feeling slightly insulted by that. Bakura would shrug and say that he more or less muttered that if Marik's trying to make this seem as less fun for him as possible so that it doesn't happen again, he's doing a good job at it, but it won't work. He'd point to the bag of lube and tell Marik to grab one of the tubes while he grabs the condoms since Marik insisted on protection due to the possible pregnancy.
Stuff and Malepreg
Well, I'd definetely get wide-eyed just at the very thought and make a face of... well, disgust. And then say that you're not God and as such can't eat it, since you threatened that God would be the one to eat it.
Bakura would reply that Marik's only saying he's the 'better' seme, b/c he just refuses to be uke and as such thinks he can make that claim; while feeling slightly insulted by that. Bakura would shrug and say that he more or less muttered that if Marik's trying to make this seem as less fun for him as possible so that it doesn't happen again, he's doing a good job at it, but it won't work. He'd point to the bag of lube and tell Marik to grab one of the tubes while he grabs the condoms since Marik insisted on protection due to the possible pregnancy.