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Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2004-11-17 04:29 pm

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Neko asked me why would Bakura be in shock after the dark Ritual.

I replied: "Bakura? Marik's going to knock him out and tie him up. He's going to wake up to see Marik and Ryuuji facing off most likely, and be all "O_O WHAT HAPPENED?! I WAS EATING DINNER A FEW MINUTES AGO!""

Bakura: *looks around dark room, with candles and sand and blood-drawn signils, then looks at Marik* ...okay, did Devlin slip something in my food? Since the last I remember doing was eating dinner...

Marik: No, it was me this time.

Bakura: X_X He's contagious.

Ryuuji: Hey, I never tried to destroy the world!@

Bakura: Nobody ever said you did.

Marik: No, I tried!

Bakura: You WHAT?!

Marik: ...oops.

Ryuuji: *snickers* Someone's going to be sleeping on the couch.

Marik: *glares at Ryuuji, draws little circles in the sand with his toe, hands clasped behind his back* It's nothing Bakura, really it's not.

Bakura: No, no, go back to the part where YOU TRIED TO DESTROY THE WORLD?!

Ryuuji: Hm, maybe not even the couch.

Ryuuji: More like the floor.

Bakura: He'll be lucky if I even let him in the house.

Marik: IT'S MY HOUSE!

Bakura: ...good point. I'd forgotten about that.

Ryuuji: Never mind, you can stay with me!

Marik: Really?

Ryuuji: I MEANT BAKURA!

Marik: *pouts* Nobody loves me!

Bakura: Well, what do you expect when YOU TRY TO DESTROY THE WORLD?!

Marik: Cookies?

Ryuuji: More like a lack of them, since they'd have all been destroyed...

Bakura: YOU WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE COOKIES TOO?!

Marik:...

Bakura: That's it. I'm moving in with Ryuuji.

Marik: *muttermutter* Stupid cookies. *muttermutter*

Ryuuji: Don't be insulting the cookies foo'!

Bakura: X_X Actually, maybe not.

Marik: What changed your mind?

Bakura: He's speaking ghetto.

Marik: Ah, so he's just too 1337 for you?

Bakura : X_X

Marik: *smirks, innocence* What?

Bakura: I'm not living with either of you.

Ryuuji: Word!

Marik: stfu n00b!

Bakura: Seto, got room for another person in your condo? What with Yugi, Mokuba, the ex-Pharaoh and that weird blonde chick staying there, you probably wouldn't notice me...

Seto: Not until I wake up to find it stripped of all its furnishings.

Bakura: C'mon. I'll give you 50% of my profits.

Seto: It all belonged to me in the first place!

Bakura: No it didn't!

Bakura: The world was mine, and everything in it!

Ryuuji: *coughs* Actually, it still is. You haven't conceded it yet.

Bakura: Good point.

Bakura: That's it Seto. Give me all your furniture!

Marik: ...now there's something I never expected to hear you say.

Seto: Do I still get my 50%?

Bakura: Depends, do I still get to move in with you?

Seto: I NEVER AGREED TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Bakura: I was hoping you'd forgotten...

Ryuuji: An elephant never forgets!

Marik: You callin' him an elephant?!

Seto: Yeah, that's right, you calling me an elep - wait, why does he care?

Marik: Some of my best friends were elephants!

Ryuuji: Ooookay, everyone back away slowly from the crazy man...

Mokuba: Which one?

Ryuuji: Take your pick.

Marik: I'm the craziest.

Ryuuji: Nobody's debating that!

Marik: ...damn.

Bakura: ...what happened to my furniture?

Seto: MY furniture!

Ryuuji: And thus, the furniture wars began...

I'll post the ones I did with EKYO for Ryuuji/Malik later. XD

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