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Christian tracts amuse the hell out of me...
Warning: All of the following links contain ultra-Christian comics, designed to make you follow their religion. If that offends you, don't click. If it amuses you... click and comment, so that I may read your (hopefully) snarky remarks.
Muslims are evil and Mohammed was a pedophile, OMG!
Yeah. Uh-huh. And while we're at it, the whole slave thing? Dude, check the Bible. Slaves existed back then as well you know. It was pretty much standard for most of the world, not just the part of it that worshipped Allah. *hums 'Let my people go!'*
OHNOES! Roman Catholics aren't Christians!
*snickers* Apparently, nobody who has yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior counts as a Christian.
Suicide is a one-way ticket to HELL!
No refunds allowed. XD
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DOOM YOU TO HELL!
And make your friends commit suicide. Oooh, I wonder what the artist of these strips thinks of yaoi roleplaying?
Burn like Sodom, you fags!1111!!eleventy-one!!11
Of course, the problem lay completely in the men of Sodom wanting to rape Lot's guests. Lot offering up his virgin daughters to the crowd was completely okay... Hear that everyone? It's more important to protect your guests' virtue than that of your daughters! *thinks people like that should not be allowed to have children*
Note that it says 12% of people are homosexual...
Saved from homosexuality, Take One!
And this one says under 2% are gay! It also doesn't mention Lot's lack of parenting skills.
Buddhists will burn in hell too!
Because we all know that they're violent and strike people trying to get them to accept Jesus as their personal savior... even though Buddhism is the only major religion never to have had a holy war. Even though the nuns and monks in Tibet were getting completely trampled over, raped and forced out of their homes to be shot at point-blank range because they couldn't resist thanks to Buddhism's total pacifism policy. @_@ And awards for best Buddhist? WTF? Buddhism is not about peer approval. That makes absolutely no sense.
Sex kills.
And it will kill you. Yes, all of you evil sexually promiscuous people! ^_~
[/mass overload of stupidity.]
Muslims are evil and Mohammed was a pedophile, OMG!
Yeah. Uh-huh. And while we're at it, the whole slave thing? Dude, check the Bible. Slaves existed back then as well you know. It was pretty much standard for most of the world, not just the part of it that worshipped Allah. *hums 'Let my people go!'*
OHNOES! Roman Catholics aren't Christians!
*snickers* Apparently, nobody who has yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior counts as a Christian.
Suicide is a one-way ticket to HELL!
No refunds allowed. XD
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DOOM YOU TO HELL!
And make your friends commit suicide. Oooh, I wonder what the artist of these strips thinks of yaoi roleplaying?
Burn like Sodom, you fags!1111!!eleventy-one!!11
Of course, the problem lay completely in the men of Sodom wanting to rape Lot's guests. Lot offering up his virgin daughters to the crowd was completely okay... Hear that everyone? It's more important to protect your guests' virtue than that of your daughters! *thinks people like that should not be allowed to have children*
Note that it says 12% of people are homosexual...
Saved from homosexuality, Take One!
And this one says under 2% are gay! It also doesn't mention Lot's lack of parenting skills.
Buddhists will burn in hell too!
Because we all know that they're violent and strike people trying to get them to accept Jesus as their personal savior... even though Buddhism is the only major religion never to have had a holy war. Even though the nuns and monks in Tibet were getting completely trampled over, raped and forced out of their homes to be shot at point-blank range because they couldn't resist thanks to Buddhism's total pacifism policy. @_@ And awards for best Buddhist? WTF? Buddhism is not about peer approval. That makes absolutely no sense.
Sex kills.
And it will kill you. Yes, all of you evil sexually promiscuous people! ^_~
[/mass overload of stupidity.]
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The link for the buddhist one is the same as the gay marriage one.
The fact that homosexuality is considered a sin yet offering one's daughters to be gang-raped is not is beyond me.
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Really? Okay, I'll fix that ^^;;
*can't believe that it's okay to toss your own daughters to be raped as long as it prevents homosexual acts*
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You know, I have an actual collection of these chick tracks collected over the years. My personal favorite is the abortion one featuring the redneck brother whose wife with a few bratty youngun' underarm tries to take the poor girl to the clinic come hell or high water. I like them for the pure enjoyment.
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Here are a few by name if you haven't already seen them:
Angels
The damnation of rock music as we know it.
Baby Talk
The abortion one I talked about.
Boo!
Starring Satan as a Halloween mass murderer.
The Crisis
Jehovah's Witnesses are going to hell!
Gomex is Coming
Hilarity with a gang banger.
Holy Joe
War and religion do mix.
The Trial
Little girls speak blashpemy.
The Trick
The dangers of Halloween candy.
The Visitors
Mormans are going to hell.
Hope you have fun!
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