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Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2005-08-20 01:42 am

Meant to avoid taking memes so I wouldn't need to post but ah well...

Give me any pairing (from a fandom I know about, please), a one-word theme (object, place, thought, feeling), and I'll write you a one-line story. Taken from [livejournal.com profile] 9tails.

Go forth and request, minions. This meme expires in 24 hours.

Spot the pattern?

[identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryuuji/Yami no Malik: evolution
Ryuuji/Seto: perfection
Ryuuji/Malik: fairytale

Re: Spot the pattern?

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Stupid connection died and made me lose it but I'll do them again.

Evolution:

After Yami no Malik sends Mai to the Shadow Realm, steals her memories and seals her away, he expects to be greeted by outrage from the Pharaoh's little hanger-ons, and is - it's the thoughtful, almost-impressed look in a pair of poison green eyes that surprises him, and makes him wonder what the boy could evolve into if Yami no Malik wasn't days away from destroying the world.

Perfection:

Ryuuji half-expected Seto's lips to taste like steel and plastic, but instead they were soft and tentative, the other obviously not used to kissing; Ryuuji doesn't mind though, and volunteers to help Seto practice until he has it down perfect.

Fairytale:

Fairytales start with pain, so Ryuuji and Malik are already well on the way to theirs, through their theirs, heading straight for the classic 'happily-ever-after' that they know awaits them at the end of the story (as long as they don't let go, as long as they don't stop loving each other) and nothing will stop them, not even each other.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty icon.

*hugs tightly* I wish I could do and offer more.

Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura - pirate.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't make it, more's the pity. And I think Mai and Ryuuji already took all the good lines for that but I'll give it a go.

Pirate:

"-and then there's the cost of keeping up a ship and the expense of a crew and the chance of mutiny and the likelikehood of being captured so really, there's no reason why you should think that Jack Sparrow is sexy - thieves are far more practical and we're better fucks too."

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Still, pretty. I'm using other people's icons too. As with using yours - and still have more to upload. Like the one you're using now. I like and have on my user pics. Ahhh. Well, I just thought I'd give it a whirl.

*snickers* *pats Kura* There's the logic.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a few of yours as well. Or a lot.

Yeah. I can see him getting jealous if Marik's paying too much attention to the movie and not enough to him.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I am honoured, to be honest.

Most definitely.

*Imagines Bakura shirtless, towel around his waist and another around his neck as he keeps looking from Marik to the TV/Jack Sparrow and getting jealous*

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yami no Malik x Yami no Yuugi - sex

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex:

Neither of them would call it sex when there was such a handy list of other terms (anger management, passive aggression, hostility outlets, punishment, self-punishment, Pyrhic victory) but in the end, what it came down to was skin against skin and bodies fitting together while their hearts stayed apart.

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
sum of clashshipping right there.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty like a car crash but FAR more destructive.

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I need to use that quote on an icon. can I take it?

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
lol, sure, go for it. Show me when you make it?

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
kay.

[identity profile] 9tails.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Shall do yours in a moment, Ficky! :D

Seto Kaiba x Ryuuji Otogi - lips.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
XD. You get priority since I already requested from you ^_^

Lips:

Ryuuji is giving some presentation for class but Seto isn't paying attention (or at least not to Ryuuji's words), prefering instead to watch the way Ryuuji's lip move; he blames Ryuuji for his distraction, claiming mentally that his presentation is not good enough to hold his interest but secretly Seto knows that he wouldn't pay attention even if Ryuuji was announcing the approach of a nuclear missile - the other's lips are just too fascinating.

Ninetails, meet the mother of all run-on sentences. My English teacher would weep.

[identity profile] 9tails.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I have power! DO-DO-DO! (I just finished yours, so now we are even~! Let's do lunch. I think Seto should pay.)

Ooh, that is lovely. Lovely, lovely, lovely. It's so Seto but we're seeing humanity and lust and LIPS! (I love you, Ficky. Let me be put on your list to have your babies.)

['s-okay, Ficky. I love run-on sentences! On the other hand, my English teacher would suffer a similar fate. Is/was/could your English teacher be a man? We, should, like set them up together! I'm so-very-positive mine is of the male-preference. Together they can. Talk in. Extremely. Short. Sentences.]

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And of course, you'll abuse it like an unwanted stepchild. XD (I think he should pay too. Say the Hilton? I'll have one of my people kidnap and drag him kicking and screaming inform him that he should meet us there.)

Whoo! And apparently boring presentations, though I wouldn't dare say that to Ryuuji since I like to live, thanks very much. (Aw, how cute. I'm afraid that I've been forbidden to pass my geens on though by international treaty. So I raise plot bunnies instead. Would you like to be my Bunny Caretaker?)

[Good because I like them too. And some of them in the past have been male - we could set them all up together and suggest an orgy! Then they'll have an excuse for talking. In. Fragments. Due. To. Lack. Of. Breath.]

[identity profile] 9tails.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
That is the most brilliant - but horrible - line in existence. abuse it like an unwanted stepchild. Oh, how wonderfully horrible!
(Excellent. I'll have my people... find me clothes. :D)

I won't tell him, I promise. (I would be so very delighted! BUWWHAA!)

[They. Will. Have. So. Much. Fun. Together.]

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you. XD I like it myself. (Oh, do come naked if you feel like it. I certainly doubt that Seto would choose that of all things to object to).

Good, good. That would shrink the supply of mastershipping writers by a factor of one after all. (In that case, I command you to watch this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php) to see if you consider yourself up to the task. Make sure to keep the volume on).

[So. Much. Fun. It'll. Be. Obscence.]

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you write this, but oh well. Give it a shot if you'd like. See you in September. :)

RemusxSirius and existenialism.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
First time for everything after all. When are you arriving and where will you be?

Extenialism:

There was a time and place for pondering your reason to exist and Remus was quite sure that it was not when your best mate was kissing you, had his hands up your shirt (well, one hand at any rate, the other was stopping Remus from breaking the kiss) but nevertheless, Remus couldn't help but wonder what he had done in a past life to deserve this - from the way the kiss left him wanting to swoon, he decided he must saved the world at the very least.

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely!! :D And very quick response. Bonus props there.

Arriving with parents and sibling on the 3rd. Where are you living again next year? I'm in Freeman. With my number, I'm lucky to be housed. -_-;;

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's 3AM practically so I'm responding quickly in order to get to bed. XD

On the 3rd as well, all on my lonesome though. I'll be in 205 Munger.

[identity profile] raistmimi.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
We met over Crowley/Severus. Theme of schadenfreude would be appropriate.

Come to think of it, we met over Dumbledore/Lucius too. Make the theme fluff! Bwahahahaha.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...it's 2:49AM. Define schadenfreude?

Dumbledore/Lucius:

Canes were not better than staffs in Dumbledore's opinion but Lucius never paid much attention to a man rumored to have acted as a wizard in some Muggle movie about rings - he had, however, listened enough to that particular speech to be fairly pleased when he received an ebony cane for a Christmas gift (he would have been more pleased if it hadn't tried to bugger him, but that was just Dumbledore's sense of humor).

[identity profile] raistmimi.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha, I love it! I have a soft spot in my heart for disturbingly feviant headmasters. Which is disturbing all by itself, I suppose... Anyway, that was great.

Schadenfreude is a German word, and possibly the most German word ever. It means taking pleasure in other people's pain.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...can I claim that you replied too late for me to do the first drabble since your explanation came after the deadline? XD

[identity profile] raistmimi.livejournal.com 2005-08-22 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Bah! My email notifications aren't working. *grumbles, but then remembers that you gave me Lucius/Dumbledore*

[identity profile] punk-rock-nerd.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Two-flower and Rincewind: Pictsies.

...my brain broke! XD

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, they're not little demons- YES, YES, I know you're picsies, just let me explain it to him- they're just the Nae Mac Feegle and they don't steal your soul, just cows and drink and if you stop trying to pet them, I'll let go of your hand and stop trying to get you to run, okay?"

Re: ...my brain broke! XD

[identity profile] punk-rock-nerd.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nac Mac Feegle!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!

They can tak' oour lives but they cannae tak' oour troousers!

Re: ...my brain broke! XD

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as approval then XD

[identity profile] punk-rock-nerd.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, because I just thought of it

Sam Vimes, Rincewind, Drum.

Oooh. Interesting. Set during Night Watch.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Of all the things that Sam Vimes had found himeslf needing to arrest people for, misspelling the word 'Wizard' with sequins was one of the odder offenses, but this was the Mended Drum after all - they didn't want trouble with the Agony Aunts and Vimes didn't care either way about unlicenced seamstresses, even if they did have long beards which they'd invariably kneel on when trying to bribe their way free.

[identity profile] ego-chan.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Shoot, I have no idea what time it is....

SetoRyuuji -- flip-flop
MalikRyuuji -- technicolour

and, ah...
Ego/Dacompy -- motherboard (because I am totally a fandom ^~)

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You made it under the barrier. XD

Flip-flop:

"Frankly, I think that you make a passable Hawaiian dancer, Ryuuji were it not for the flip-flops; the grass skirt certainly fits you well enough."

Technicolor:

Malik's laughter looks like a string of oil-slick bubbles, rainbow pearls leaving his pretty lips & Ryuuji laughs himself, giddy to the point that he feels like he is flying on nothing more than wings woven of love & & hope & things that are have no names but are born with every kiss they share.

Motherboard:

Dacompy found it very wrong of Ego to sulk about having to give Dacompy up for repairs; after all, it was Ego's vicious loving and need to constantly Dacompy's keys that had led to Dacompy needing a restbreak - possibly even a new motherboard because really, Ego just was so good that she blew all of Dacompy's fuses no matter how hard Dacompy tried to resist.