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Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2006-01-27 10:16 am

Joke. XD

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb?


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
*tackles you!* You updated.

Your joke depresses me almost as much as it amuses me.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
*is tackled!* EEEEP! And awww, I had to update with something and since I keep rewriting my account of the holidays, I settled for this. XD

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
The update about what exactly I did over winter - I keep having to rewrite it to try to figure out what I want to say.

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
ahh. it doesn't have to be perfct, just do it. *misses you*

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
What's taking you so long?

[identity profile] fyretoppaaa.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
*dies* LOVE number 10. XD And, that makes perfect sense to me, scarily enough. X3 *at least AP U.S. Government class is good for SOMETHING*

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
X_X Sleeep!

.... wow. I second WR on everything. For the update and... I donno if I should be amused or wtfing - I think I'm doing both.

[identity profile] sorshawolf.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...my...

LOL.. the funny and sad part is it's all true.

Completely off topic

[identity profile] homgsekrit.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I give up.

You aren't RPing with me, and you seem to be avoiding me. At first I was a little scared and thought maybe you just weren't feeling well, but I see you're making comments, so obviously you're fine.

If you don't want to RP with me, just bloody say so--it's better than this nonsense, and it just frustrates me.

The set up is perfect--just give the word, and I'll have Seto leave h_h and you won't have to worry about it anymore.

Re: Completely off topic

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2006-01-30 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not avoiding you, and you already know that from yesterday.

My turn.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-01-29 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
To at least... repay it, in a sense, but not even as good.



A paintbrush in hand, the colours of the rainbow divided evenly, she makes her way from place to place and dabbles a bit of colour on wherever she goes.

Sometimes, brighter in areas than others and other times much, much darker.

A sky full of butterflies dancing in the wind or a pool of blood splattered against cold brick.

Only the creator of such things knows what she will create next; with her brush, her dreams and her dance.

Re: My turn.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
AWWWWW! *heartsheartshearts that!*

Re: My turn.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
^___^ I am very glad that you do *bows* I felt creative that night and thought that you just might like that; or hoped you would at least ^^;

This pleases me that you heart it ^_^
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Re: FYI

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

Trust me to know that, ne? xD

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-02-05 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs* I just hope you're doing well, then.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*huggles*

You live, you live, but where oh where?
I cannot see you anywhere T_T!
I miss my master-yami-sama on MSN,
I miss her, I do - aww, rhyming died ^^;; Time and again?

xD Rhyming died there ~_~;