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Joke. XD
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Your joke depresses me almost as much as it amuses me.
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.... wow. I second WR on everything. For the update and... I donno if I should be amused or wtfing - I think I'm doing both.
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LOL.. the funny and sad part is it's all true.
Completely off topic
You aren't RPing with me, and you seem to be avoiding me. At first I was a little scared and thought maybe you just weren't feeling well, but I see you're making comments, so obviously you're fine.
If you don't want to RP with me, just bloody say so--it's better than this nonsense, and it just frustrates me.
The set up is perfect--just give the word, and I'll have Seto leave h_h and you won't have to worry about it anymore.
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My turn.
A paintbrush in hand, the colours of the rainbow divided evenly, she makes her way from place to place and dabbles a bit of colour on wherever she goes.
Sometimes, brighter in areas than others and other times much, much darker.
A sky full of butterflies dancing in the wind or a pool of blood splattered against cold brick.
Only the creator of such things knows what she will create next; with her brush, her dreams and her dance.
Re: My turn.
Re: My turn.
This pleases me that you heart it ^_^
Re: FYI
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Trust me to know that, ne? xD
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You live, you live, but where oh where?
I cannot see you anywhere T_T!
I miss my master-yami-sama on MSN,
I miss her, I do - aww, rhyming died ^^;; Time and again?
xD Rhyming died there ~_~;