kay, well, there's hardcore to which kids dance like they're fighting invisible ninjas and there's metalcore which isn't the same as nu-metal and there's pop punk which is like punk lite so that you can shout along with it, and pop which is all happy and fizzy. And there's R&B which is basically jazz with lyrics and hip-hop which is like metal only black and there's funk which is basically people going crazy with electric-love. And Yellowcard tried to do a Wall of Death and failed because they're like Hilary Duff, who's what Britney Spears used to be.
And oh, yeah, there's alt-rock as well which is basically an excuse for people to act pretensious because they like Coldplay and Radiohead. And there's also Europop which is the European version of pop meaning it has less sugar and fizz than American pop does. Imagine Eurotrash singing while drunk and you've got the idea. Classics and oldies are songs from the 80's and before, but real classical music is Beethoven and stuff that doesn't have any lyrics but isn't jazz. Though jazz sometimes has lyrics, but then it's hard to tell apart from R&B. Soul is the old-fashioned version of R&B and it involves really big hair, kind of like metal does, except metal has shredding riffs and soul has weird dancing. J-Rock and J-Pop are basically excuses for boys to look pretty and do gay stuff with each other on stage, and both J-Rock and J-Pop sound like the exact same genre. If J-Jazz existed, it'd probably sound the same as well.
And people make remixes if the original songs suck. But if the original songs don't suck too badly, they do covers of it instead which basically means a band or singer redoes someone else's song because they used to sing lots of karaoke when they were little.
Tada! Everything I ever learnt about the music scene via my flist and MSN. XD
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kay, well, there's hardcore to which kids dance like they're fighting invisible ninjas and there's metalcore which isn't the same as nu-metal and there's pop punk which is like punk lite so that you can shout along with it, and pop which is all happy and fizzy. And there's R&B which is basically jazz with lyrics and hip-hop which is like metal only black and there's funk which is basically people going crazy with electric-love. And Yellowcard tried to do a Wall of Death and failed because they're like Hilary Duff, who's what Britney Spears used to be.
And oh, yeah, there's alt-rock as well which is basically an excuse for people to act pretensious because they like Coldplay and Radiohead. And there's also Europop which is the European version of pop meaning it has less sugar and fizz than American pop does. Imagine Eurotrash singing while drunk and you've got the idea. Classics and oldies are songs from the 80's and before, but real classical music is Beethoven and stuff that doesn't have any lyrics but isn't jazz. Though jazz sometimes has lyrics, but then it's hard to tell apart from R&B. Soul is the old-fashioned version of R&B and it involves really big hair, kind of like metal does, except metal has shredding riffs and soul has weird dancing. J-Rock and J-Pop are basically excuses for boys to look pretty and do gay stuff with each other on stage, and both J-Rock and J-Pop sound like the exact same genre. If J-Jazz existed, it'd probably sound the same as well.
And people make remixes if the original songs suck. But if the original songs don't suck too badly, they do covers of it instead which basically means a band or singer redoes someone else's song because they used to sing lots of karaoke when they were little.
Tada! Everything I ever learnt about the music scene via my flist and MSN. XD