Early V-day/anti V-Day drabble offer.

[fickle]

I'm tired and headachy in weird on-off bouts so instead posting this on V-Day proper, I'm giving myself a little extra time.

If you want a V-Day/anti V-Day drabble, comment here with the fandom/pairing/prompt. Flavors are make up, break up, and hook up. You have to say which you're choosing otherwise I will probably default to break up for the fun of writing many screaming arguments and assassination attempts. I'm sure there are people psycho enough to do that in my fandoms.

"You hired an ASSASSIN to go after me?! Couldn't you just have taken me out to dinner and dumped me in public like a normal person?!"
"You don't like normal people."
"You're trying to kill me! I don't like you anyway!"
"That's why we're breaking up."
"No, we're breaking up because you're a bastard."
"I thought that was what you liked about me."
"EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME."
"Don't be so loud."
"I thought that was what you liked about me."
"Except when you're trying to kill my eardrums."
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Rubber, glue. Pot, Kettle."
"Amusing, not amusing. Inteligent, unintelligent."
"Insult to injury much?"
"Why are you still alive?"
"Because I refuse to let you kill me and dump me both. My ego would never survive."
"It's not your ego you need to worry about."
"...What?"
"Duck."
"WHAT THE HELL?! DID SOMEONE JUST THROW A KNIFE AT ME?!"
"Yes. Now stop shouting."
"Why did you just save my life if you're trying to get me killed?"
"Because that's not the assassin I hired."
"Nobody except you gets to dispose of me?"
"Yes."
"Possessive bastard."
"Yes."

I'll write any pairing except thiefshipping, even if you want to get them broken up.

Random fandoms I know I'm into: Animorphs, Archie Comics, Batman/DC*, Batman Beyond, Bruno and Boots, Chrestomanci, Discworld, Good Omens, Gravitation, Gundam Wing, Harry Potter, Hercules (Disney), Mulan (Disney), Naruto, Othello (the manga), Petshop of Horrors, Pokemon, Sailor Moon season R, Smallville, Spiderman, Stick It, The Authority, The Charioteer, Utena, Yu-Gi-Oh, William Brown books.

*shaky. I can write for some chars but not for others and will tell you if your request looks unmanageable.

Oh, and make as many requests as you like. I'll try to fill at least one per person but feel free to make more or throw this link to anyone you want. Or repost the offer in your journal, I really don't mind.

Comments

[caeliat.livejournal.com]

Ah, come on. I had to pull this one out xD Good Omens, CrowleyxAziraphale. Cause demonxangel is <3. And... hmm. Hook up, perhaps? ^^

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Pairing Burnard and Maney off Black Books XD. *huggles* Flavor aye? *wonderment* You choose. Can be makeup/breakup/hookup. As long as they don't end up in bed together its all good XD. Just something romantic and fun.

Sorry for not keeping to the fandom list but I'm not really... well... idono. Maybe I'd ask Gundom, Herculies, Sailor Moon or Utena, but I thought those two would be a perfect couple *hugs*.

If you don't want to thats okay too, I just remember you saying that you watched the series too XD.

[xinda.livejournal.com]

*is dead with amusement at the banter*

Okay. Because I've never seen this played out (or searched) Hades/Meg - make-up (because it just baffles my mind) with the prompt of Fire & Roses? :P

*snuggles you* I hope the headache goes away ;;

[yukirien.livejournal.com]

I am indecisive. Thus, I offer options!

1. In light of my most recent addiction, Mac/PC--Apple ad versions--(or hell, P/A; I've just gotten that far in the story) crashing break up.

2. Remus/Lupin angsty break up. Temporary or not, it's up to you.

[shantih.livejournal.com]

Because you said I could ask for both >>

Stephen/River (make up)
Sirius/Homsar (hook up)

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

Gundam Wing, break up (something involving Relena)
Smallville, hook up (Lex/Mikhail Mxyzptlk)

[abrandnewboom.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh!
Please can I have a Gundam Wing Trowa/Quatre make up? Prompt of uhh...UV blocking sunglasses. XDD

Happy Valentine's Day. <3

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Still sick like a dog.

Clark/Rion (no break up. But you could do a Wee!Valentine with mindwipe)

Lex/Devlin.