Early V-day/anti V-Day drabble offer.

[fickle]

I'm tired and headachy in weird on-off bouts so instead posting this on V-Day proper, I'm giving myself a little extra time.

If you want a V-Day/anti V-Day drabble, comment here with the fandom/pairing/prompt. Flavors are make up, break up, and hook up. You have to say which you're choosing otherwise I will probably default to break up for the fun of writing many screaming arguments and assassination attempts. I'm sure there are people psycho enough to do that in my fandoms.

"You hired an ASSASSIN to go after me?! Couldn't you just have taken me out to dinner and dumped me in public like a normal person?!"
"You don't like normal people."
"You're trying to kill me! I don't like you anyway!"
"That's why we're breaking up."
"No, we're breaking up because you're a bastard."
"I thought that was what you liked about me."
"EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME."
"Don't be so loud."
"I thought that was what you liked about me."
"Except when you're trying to kill my eardrums."
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Rubber, glue. Pot, Kettle."
"Amusing, not amusing. Inteligent, unintelligent."
"Insult to injury much?"
"Why are you still alive?"
"Because I refuse to let you kill me and dump me both. My ego would never survive."
"It's not your ego you need to worry about."
"...What?"
"Duck."
"WHAT THE HELL?! DID SOMEONE JUST THROW A KNIFE AT ME?!"
"Yes. Now stop shouting."
"Why did you just save my life if you're trying to get me killed?"
"Because that's not the assassin I hired."
"Nobody except you gets to dispose of me?"
"Yes."
"Possessive bastard."
"Yes."

I'll write any pairing except thiefshipping, even if you want to get them broken up.

Random fandoms I know I'm into: Animorphs, Archie Comics, Batman/DC*, Batman Beyond, Bruno and Boots, Chrestomanci, Discworld, Good Omens, Gravitation, Gundam Wing, Harry Potter, Hercules (Disney), Mulan (Disney), Naruto, Othello (the manga), Petshop of Horrors, Pokemon, Sailor Moon season R, Smallville, Spiderman, Stick It, The Authority, The Charioteer, Utena, Yu-Gi-Oh, William Brown books.

*shaky. I can write for some chars but not for others and will tell you if your request looks unmanageable.

Oh, and make as many requests as you like. I'll try to fill at least one per person but feel free to make more or throw this link to anyone you want. Or repost the offer in your journal, I really don't mind.

Comments

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

And now for the Lex/Devlin!

~*~

The knock on the door made Lex frown. Clark didn't knock when he came over. The servants didn't enter without being summoned. He hadn't any appointments scheduled for now, and if it was his father, Lionel wouldn't have bothered knocking either.

Smallville had taught him caution; his hand came down to rest on the gun he had hidden in his jacket as he called out, "Come in."

The door swung open just a little, and Devlin poked his head in, eyes unsure and face half-hidden by the door, "Lex?"

Devlin had come back. And he didn't look angry, though the hesitance was new.

"Devlin. I take it you talked to Clark?" Lex's voice betrayed none of his relief that Devlin had returned. It was strange how different it felt to not have Devlin around because Devlin was angry as opposed to not having Devlin around because Devlin was off doing whatever he did.

"No." Devlin shook his head and stuck both hands in his pockets, coming fully into the room. He leaned against the wall and made no move to get any closer to Lex, tone careful, "I wanted to come see you first."

Lex set his pen down on the desk, and folded his hands over them. His question was simple, "Why?"

"Because," And here Devlin bit down on his lower lip as he made himself meet Lex's eyes, the green of them hurt but still somehow tender, "Even if you love Clark better, I'm still your brother."

As if that was the answer he'd expected, Lex nodded and told Devlin the truth. "It was a spell. We managed to reverse it eventually."

But not before Devlin had been unlucky enough to walk in on the two of them engaged in something quite similiar to what he'd walked in on Lex doing back when they were thirteen. Lex watched Devlin to see what his reaction to that would be.

Surprisingly, Devlin snickered, the corners of his mouth twisting upwards, "Wow. That sounds a lot better than 'I tripped and fell on his--'"

"Trouble, credit me with a little more ingenuity than that. If I were going to give you excuses, they'd be only the best available." Lex interrupted smoothly, waiting still for Devlin to come to him as if he were dealing with a wild animal that could be scared off with any sudden movements.

Devlin grinned and flipped his ponytail, sauntering towards Lex with his usual easy swagger, "That's 'cause I deserve the best, Lexicon." He dropped into Lex's lap, straddling him, and kissed him full on the mouth, sweet and slow, "Like you."

Both meanings intended.

Lex closed his eyes so that the relief in them couldn't be seen, "I take it that you're bearing no grudges, then?"

"Well," Devlin tilted his head to a side and rested it on Lex's shoulder, tone impish, "Depends. Was Clark a better fuck than me?"

The startled laugh that he got from Lex was by no means an answer.

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Clark's in my head all 'OMG a spell?! Who else saw? Did Rion see? Who did it? Do Kryptonians die from embarrassment? Will I be the first?'

*hugs*

It's very them. Thank you.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

XD Poor Clark! Uh, blame Mikhail Mxyzptlk? That's the Jinx guy who could make people do anything with his one-word commands. And Rion would have probably known if the sex was magic-caused, so he can skip having been there. Does that make Clark feel lesss like being the first Kryptonian to die of embarrassment?

*hugs back*

Yay. <3 You're welcome.

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

He feels slightly less 'imploding, combusting Kryptonian' - yes.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Well, he still had sex with Lex while under the influence of a magic spell. That's plenty embarrassing.

It also makes the four of them rather incestuous in the sense of whom they sleep with. All Rion needs to do is have sex with Lex, or Devlin with Clark, and it'll be completed!

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Lex thinks it's bad enough that Rion slept with Lionel. They don't all have go do everything together.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

*DIES* No, because then Devlin and Clark would also have to sleep with Lionel, as would Lex. And that would be rather disturbing.