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Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2007-05-02 03:47 pm

Fic meme -- you are going to have FUN with this one, I bet.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Taken from Sian and AJ! Name, btw, translates to a short summary of the fic, not a title. *already knows that Dani will probably do the best job of squicking her out*

[livejournal.com profile] 9tails, I already did the 10 weird facts about myself meme ages ago, so I'm declaring your tag for it invalid, okay? ^_~

And everyone else, if you need a refresher on what my fandoms are, here:

Animorphs, Archie Comics, Batman/DC*, Batman Beyond, Bruno and Boots, Canterella, Chrestomanci, Discworld, Good Omens, Gravitation, Greek Mythology, Gundam Wing, Harry Potter, Hercules (Disney), Mighty Ducks, Mulan (Disney), Naruto, Othello (the manga), Petshop of Horrors, Pokemon, Sailor Moon season R, Smallville, Spiderman, Stick It, Sweet Valley, The Authority, The Charioteer, Yu-Gi-Oh, William Brown books.

*Not sure I can write all chars, but I'll tell you if I can't.

Crossovers will both make me headdesk and laugh. XD So feel to go for those, if you like. *looks at [livejournal.com profile] ego_chan, [livejournal.com profile] pikachumaniac and [livejournal.com profile] 9tails meaningfully.*

If you've heard me talk about a fandom or know I can write for it (like the random Anastasia request that Sian once made for Rasputin/Bartok), then go ahead and request it, even if it's not on the list. Utena, however, got removed purposefully because I'm still battling [livejournal.com profile] cairny's Xmas fic, so I'm not touching that fandom until I get hers done. ♥

Also, Savior got me into House last night. And I still haven't finished Fruits Basket! I weep.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. I'm not that bad! Okay, I totally can be, though, no? XDDDD

I'll ... hold off on this one xDD I'll be finicky, but not cruel! (or I'll try not to be cruel) but I'll be difficult! Maybe....

And yes. That's all for now xD I'll be back later to do this, I'm sure >D

Yesh xD House is great. I adore the show. House is snarky. Snarky is good. Um. Yes, finish Furuba first, THEN get into House. Oh wait. House is long... @__@ Good luck! XD

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE! And I know you know.

Nooo, do it now. Otherwise, I'm going to sit around, all anxious! *prodprod* Don't prolong my misery :P

I know it's long! That's why I didn't want to get into it! AND it's an ongoing series! And so's Smallville! AND I won't be able to watch it over the summer! WAAAAAAAAAH SAVIOR IS EVIL!

Right then. 83

[identity profile] paralinguistic.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Yami/Yuugi, Bakura/Ryou, Marik/Malik. All of the darker halves give up their god-complexy dark ways in order to be better suited for their perfect other halves, whom they love so very, very much. Must also include Seto/Jounouchi (one of whom must use the word puppy), Yami must give Yuugi a kitten, and all parties included must cry in the duration.

2. DEATH/Brian, Good Omens. Must include Adam offering both congratulations and flowers, and Pepper giving sex tips. No timescale shifting is allowed.

3. Mushu/Cricket. I wish for you to tackle the idea of how they would fornicate. Without humour.

:)))) I'm not as good at this as you. But there's a start.

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
House it worth getting into; if you ignore the stupid fandom

Kakashi and Sasuke's space adventrue.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to give three options so that I can pick one! XDDD

I plan on ignoring the fandom, I promise. And is that a Power Rangers icon?

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Rats!

Okay, Lana and Lex's first time, Malik and Yami no Bakura stealing stuff together.

Yes it is

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*HALO, HALO*!! *smiles sweetly*

XD Okay, I'll only do it now because you asked so niiceeelly~ Or should I make you wait? I am learning from you, am I not? >D okay, okay, let's see....

1) Naruto: Shikamaru and Sakura - pre time skip (as I don't think you know much of after besides word of mouth, right?). She wants to test her flower-arranging skills. Test subject? Shikamaru. Snarky/Crack fic maybe.

2) Yuugioh: Light vs Dark. It's time for the "Lights" of the three "Darks" to do something "evil". Anything that would be "revenge" to their lovely darker halves. Even something silly that would make their darker halves seethe with embarrassment or feel that THAT is more evil then anything they've done. <~ long descrip.

3) Hercules: Hades is desperate. He needs Meg's help. The deal has already been broken so he has to beg, but without manipulation. Let's see the Great hades whimper like a little baby. //lame.

There's my lameness attempts.

I was nice, too. ^___^

Was that done right?

because seriously, I'm tempted to do some myself just for the hell of it xD


If it helps any, I still haven't seen at least one or two seasons AND I still get on really well? XD @_@ yeah, that's so true >_< But but but... someone can BURN it for you and when you return you have a lot of things to watch~ ? ♥ !

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YOU REQUESTED THIEFSHIPPING BEFORE DANI DID! *dies* So, so evil. XDDD

Okay. Let's see. Crazy stalker Mary Sue x Lex having sex or Kakashi and Sasuke in SPACE. *considers* Decisions, decisions. XDD I will totally request EVIL THINGS of you when you put this up as payback :P

Cool!

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't BELIEVE that WR requested thiefshipping before you did, and that you didn't request it at all! XD

*looks at list* Hm. What the hell? *dies* I think that I already wrote something similar to 3 for you before, didn't I? But it looks like the least evil out of the three, though 1 isn't evil and might be nicely cracky.

And yes, you did it right! You should totally post this meme as well. ^_~

...How many seasons IS it? Savior linked me to a site where I can watch Season 1 online, so I'm going to be doing that with him since it's more fun than watching it alone.

Re: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[identity profile] a-white-rain.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I DID THIS IN HOPES THAT YOU WRITE MY OTP.

I need to write the kisses meme and my other two backmems first. Though asking for what I wouldn't write is a bit unfair.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
xDDD I told you I wasn't going to be UTLIMATELY cruel! XD After all, I knew that the only way to get that would be the request possibly SasuSaku along with it or ALL THREE THIEFSHIPPING - just three different ideas >D Which I was tempted, but I'm not EVIL!

xDDD I think so, too. I think that one could count as three, but I was rushing the idea before my net died and I'd lose my first two XDDD *snicker fits*

Yay!

xDDD Maybe... I should? XDD Maybe? @__@X D

My bad. We're ON Season three. I thought we may have been on Season Four. So, there's only three seasons and only like 3 episodes left of this season :D *nods* That sounds like a good idea, methinks. <3 Enjoy it you two ^_~

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Can it be something that would be painful for you to write? *wicked grin*

And can it be real person fic? I could have fun with this meme :P

[identity profile] ryuutchi.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
- Any fic where any member of the Batfamily says "are you dense? are you retarded? I'm the godamn Batman!" Without joking.

- Relena shoots Heero. And not because she wants to make out with him.

- Mulan divorces Chang and runs off to the army. Again.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's the point of this meme.

AND OH GOD. Yes, I guess it can. *fears for her sanity now*

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I really did think that you were going to request three different versions of icky thiefshipping like shota, non-con and tentacles or something. But I'm EVILER than you are and that's why my requests to you are cruel!

Anyway, now I'm going to start!

Hm, might be doable. I caught up on six seasons of Smallville, after all.

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll leave it a couple of days, give me time to think. Not only will I thus be able to come up with THE PERFECT PLAN, but you will also be left to imagine every possible evil suggestion under the sun :p

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh GOD! Please remember that you can only make three suggestions and I only have to write ONE, though :P

...Not that I need to worry, you'll have forgotten all about this in a couple of days. XD

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Meh, you know me too well. I'll make every effort not to!

[identity profile] mirrored-echo.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's a special request: Linux/Vista. Interpret however you want. :) With bonus points for angst and seduction of a third party.

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I just discovered that they have House in France. On public TV and not Canal+.

...

As if I needed yet another reason to stay indoors and try to snab the TV when my host mom isn't in the room...

I have to see it just once...I need to know how they dub it.

As for the meme, brain is fried from too much politics. I can't think of anything except that some Harry Osborne/Peter Parker would be smashing! :) That's a bit anti-meme though, because I can see you writing that. Maybe Sandrock/Zechs, because that is the most random GW pairing I can think of. I can see mobile suit/mobile suit and pilot/pilot and maybe even mobile suit/its pilot, but that's a bit way out of there.

[identity profile] mirrored-echo.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The other two are Mac/Linux/Vista threesome, done entirely in personals ads, and mythology!Cassandra/Troy!Bryseis.

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I take that back. I somehow read a "no" in the crossovers part.

In that case, I cannot see your writing:

Voldemort gets bored with the Potterverse, meets Zeus and his posse, falls for Ganymedes and decides to focus all his efforts on waging war with the Greek gods for possession of the boy. Voldie-slash and crossovers on epic portions! Bonus points if in the form of an epic poem. XD

I'll think of a third...

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG wow. XD I love hearing stuff that's been dubbed in other languages. Utena in Italian with Japanese subtitles was mindbreaking.

Harry/Peter, I would totally write. But Sandrock/Zechs, I would never think of! XD Okay. So you have that and the mythology request. *waits for a third before making her decision*

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I could always be cruel and poke and remind her since you were so evil to me.... 9.9

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meg, baby--" Hades started off.

"I said no, Hades." Megara shook her head decisively, not even looking up from her clipboard. Down by her feet, Pain and Panic were massaging her insteps, sneaking an occasional look at the sight of their former boss groveling face-down in front of Megara's throne.

"But babe--" Hades tried again, arms beginning to hurt from being pressed against the rock for so long.

"And stop it with the pet names." Megara ordered him crisply. Hades was starting to think that she was power-tripping on being the one in charge of the Underworld now. After Hercules had ditched her, the woman had decided to step into the empty place left for the Ruler of the Underworld, citing her work with Hades as enough experience to know how to run the place.

And Hades had to admit, Megara was doing a good job of it, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying to get his old job back, or even any sort of administrative position under Megara that would let him work his way up!

Nothing was going to stop him, Hades had vowed. He'd beg if he had to!

And now, he was having to beg.

Through gritted teeth, he tried again, "Megara..."

Megara wasn't even paying attention to him. As far as she was concerned, Hades' pleas were just background noise.

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