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Quick Prison Meme for myself and Marik
That's it Dani. I am very worried about you. *smirks* Though, at least I get to share a celll with Ninetails. I predict much happy slashing as a result of that... And Crystal? No dropping soap. People could trip. *will make no comment about Bry visiting her except that she should be so lucky* And w00t for Neko being easy to bribe!
What?! Jou visiting Marik and Yugi wanting to make Marik his bitch?! *cries* Not to mention Ryou being abusive. *laughs at Seto deliberately dropping soap* Though I can see Devlin being a complete brat as a guard and delighting in his power over people...
Hadn't had chance to talk with roommates properly yet but got myself a new key at least, so w00t for that much.
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C'mon, if anything I would think I would be... uh... cellmate? xD I donno something ;P
And Poor Marik xD! How considerate of Jou... And Ryou? Well, like myself, our secrets are... okay, never mind x.x
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...aren't I glad of the advance warning :P
lol, anyway, as if girlfriend! *sticks tongue out* I am so more in control/in charge than you are.
Cellmate would be fun as well. I can see much bloody yaoi ensuing from that as well, and poor Bakura and Marik being absolutely slandered.
...Ryou really is a redneck? *blinks* And all this time I thought he was English...
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I donno why I'm am so amused by this, really. *snickers* ^.~
LMFAO!!! Well, at least if you're in the cell than Marik won't be able to WHACK you ^^;
LoL!! Naw, that Ryou is abusive, being a redneck is just him going undercover.
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lol. Because it's completely and totally off-base, of course!
...actually, I was kind of assuming that he and Bakura would be in the cell with us. But hopefully too 'occupied' with each other to WHACK me or whatnot.
LOL, su-ure, I think that he just likes the idea of having power over people - and can you blame him when Bakura makes him seem so helpless?
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LoL of course, that's exactly why *shakes head* it aaalll makes sense now.
Well... I was hoping the same xD I just wasn't going to be the one to say it 9.9 Hmmm... think we could get some drapes/curtains on the cell so that no one else could see Bakura and Marik? *ahem* never mind... my mind is waaaaay yaoi-mode now...
xD Exactly. Ryou finally decides to come out and who which one of them is the real abusive one >.> Bakura'd be shocked - and thus should remember "don't judge a book by it's cover..."
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LOL! Excuse me, we'd have to be in there as well! And Marik has a tendency to kill anyone who is in the way when he wants to engage in certain activities with Bakura, or don't you remember what happened in the bar and the palace?
LOL, I can just see Marik teasing Bakura about being needed to be saved from his abusive little hikari. XD
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LOL! Excuse me, we'd have to be in there as well! And Marik has a tendency to kill anyone who is in the way when he wants to engage in certain activities with Bakura, or don't you remember what happened in the bar and the palace?
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Er. I definetely remember that... uh....
*ahem* We promise to behave?
And stay out of the way?
LOL, I can just see Marik teasing Bakura about being needed to be saved from his abusive little hikari. XD
LMFAO! Shoot... I could just see Bakura yelling at Marik saying if he saw what Ryou could pull, he'd be scared too xD
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*ahem* We promise to behave?
And stay out of the way?
...somehow, I don't see that working on Marik. Bakura maybe, but not Marik.
LMFAO! Shoot... I could just see Bakura yelling at Marik saying if he saw what Ryou could pull, he'd be scared too xD
And Marik then looking thoughtful and asking poutily if Ryou is scarier than he is.
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Err... even if we promise to do what Marik-- never mind.
And Marik then looking thoughtful and asking poutily if Ryou is scarier than he is.
Awwww xD Hmmmm either Bakura could lure Marik on and tell him to find out or lightly tease him or just shrug and say he's not that scary. xD
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What Marik wants people to do is die. Do you want that? Unless Bakura intercedes on our behalf...
Awwww xD Hmmmm either Bakura could lure Marik on and tell him to find out or lightly tease him or just shrug and say he's not that scary. xD
LOL, Marik would want to kill Bakura for that!
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*snuggles to Bakura* He'll pro-- ... *lowers head* Yes, well... I could pretend to be younger than I am... play on the child... no, b/c then he'd kill us too ~.~;;
*sulks*
LOL, Marik would want to kill Bakura for that!
LMFAO "I'll show you scary..." *nodu* cept not in such lame text.
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...what, Bakura wouldn't protect you from Marik?! Damnit, what's the point of being his mun if he won't even do that small thing for you?! *overlooks the fact that it's her char who'd be killing them*
LMFAO "I'll show you scary..." *nodu* cept not in such lame text.
And a lot more conjugal yaoi included.
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He will, but it depends on how much he *can* protect me *nods* Or protect one of us... he'd hafta be doing a lot of ... requesting of Marik not to kill us, then move onto other ways...
And a lot more conjugal yaoi included.
LoL of course.
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lol, good point there... and the other ways would be a bad idea. That's the whole reason that Marik would want us to be killed. Apart from the fact that he just likes killing people.
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*nods* exactly >.>
Besides, Bakura would have to concentrate on one person at a time - I suggest you convincing Marik not to kill you o.o; >.> We could always give him a list of people to torture?
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LOL, that's evil! But then again, so am I...
And I could always threaten to turn him into a kitten *again* if he tries to kill me.
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And I could always threaten to turn him into a kitten *again* if he tries to kill me.
LoL! See... Marik might appreciate someone who might he-- okay, if you threaten him with that... actually that just might work xD You were the one that put the magic in God and therefor can turn Marik into a kitten *nods*
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Yup! Or I could just tell him that he'll never have sex with Bakura again and spend the rest of his life as uke for Atem. *nods*
...at which point, Bakura would want to kill me, right?
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...at which point, Bakura would want to kill me, right?
I think just at the mention of Atem and THEN in combination with Atem being seme (or anything) to Marik, would send Bakura to want to kill you...
So... not a good threat xD
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So... not a good threat xD
*winces* Yeah... Go me. I get Marik to back off but I end up with Bakura after my hide... Couldn't you talk him out of it or something?
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Yeah... um... I could try, but mentioning Marik with someone else and of all people ATEM & uke to ATEM? That's kinda hard... >.>
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Eh-heh-he, I don't think that anything less would get Marik to back off apart from the threat of being uke to the person he hates most in the entire world...
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LoL! Jeez... Yes, but now you've got a very ... *ahem* not so happy Thief who doesn't like the idea of Marik being uke to Atem either... so now you've got one to back off and the other... not pleased... *clears throat* Just push Marik onto him and let them distract each other >.>
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But then Marik's going to want to kill us for being in the way to watch them! *whimpers* Maybe Marik will control Bakura for me or something?
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.... we could stay as far away as possible...
and... don't let Bakura hear you say that >.>;
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and... don't let Bakura hear you say that >.>;
LOL! Yeah, we could try hiding under some dead bodies or something. *rolls eyes* IT's a prison cell, there's not that much room!
Oh. Well. Yeah, I think that Marik wouldn't let Bakura kill me for *that* (I hope not at least, with the threat of ukeage hanging over his head)...
We could offer to join in?
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LMFAO Exactly... err... *ahem* 9.9 Under th-- no... uh... ... start begging him not to kill us? Or you can even suggest things to him that he could use and he could find you important? (he, being Marik).
Oh. Well. Yeah, I think that Marik wouldn't let Bakura kill me for *that* (I hope not at least, with the threat of ukeage hanging over his head)...
*nods* Yeah... But then Marik might spend a lot of the time with Bakura wanting and trying to kill you - unless you whisper the threat to Marik and not let Bakura hear it *nods*
We could offer to join in?
xDDDD! *bows to you* :P I don't think I should make any comments xD I just woke up and I really don't think I should comment xD
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LOL, since when does begging work with Marik?! ...but yeah, maybe my evilness would make him want to spare me! And um, the threat of ukeage might work for getting him to spare you...
*nods* Yeah... But then Marik might spend a lot of the time with Bakura wanting and trying to kill you - unless you whisper the threat to Marik and not let Bakura hear it *nods*
Good point. *nods* Whispering it to Marik does seem like a good idea, but how do I get that close to him without being killed?
xDDDD! *bows to you* :P I don't think I should make any comments xD I just woke up and I really don't think I should comment xD
lol, please note that plan only works if either of them have any interest in girls at all...
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Since it was you?
LoL see... there ... a plan... a plan that might not work - but a plane none-the-less.
Good point. *nods* Whispering it to Marik does seem like a good idea, but how do I get that close to him without being killed?
Tell him you have something you'd think he'd need to hear... b/c it involves him and he should be informed on information that deals with him.
lol, please note that plan only works if either of them have any interest in girls at all...
as I thought, and my comment is still *lips sealed* -ahem- 9.9
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LoL see... there ... a plan... a plan that might not work - but a plane none-the-less.
YAY! I have a plane and can fly away from jail! XDDDDDDD
Tell him you have something you'd think he'd need to hear... b/c it involves him and he should be informed on information that deals with him.
Ooh. Devious. I like it. ^_^
as I thought, and my comment is still *lips sealed* -ahem- 9.9
And even if they do, please note that they both play rough and could possibly kill us without even meaning to.
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eep ~.~; xD I put plane x.x x.X X.X *headdesk* Ahem... yes... you... have a plane... and... can free Bakura and Marik and.. get ... on... *shuts up*
Ooh. Devious. I like it. ^_^
^___^
And even if they do, please note that they both play rough and could possibly kill us without even meaning to.
LoL *pets Bakura* He's not the one I'm worried about >.> ...