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Snorting Ritalin
Words of wisdom from a second-hand chick lit book I bought, concerning adults snorting Ritalin as a concentration aid:
"Thing is that pills that are fun to snort are easy to crush. Pharmacists make it this way to turn us into addicts, so who the fuck am I to argue?"
When asked to elaborate, the guy who said the above continues:
"Zoloft and Paxil and lithium are all coated and can't be cut up, but they'd be no kick to sniff anyway. Vicodin and Perdoccet, on the other hand, are easy to crush and -- surprise, surprise -- habit-forming. See? It's a conspiracy. I'm just going along with it."
So, dearest flist, I'm thinking of taking his advice. Neither of my sleeping pills (Ambien CR and Lorazemoan) are working if I just swallow them down, but maybe sniffing them will work! Please bear in mind that I have zero experience sniffing anything except flowers (despite the icon, the only meds I take are legal) and am sleep-deprived at the moment. In other words, no taking me seriously and freaking out because even if a hundred people vote that I should try it in the name of science, I am very unlikely to.
Oh, and boys kissing to prove I'm not completely out of it.
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"Thing is that pills that are fun to snort are easy to crush. Pharmacists make it this way to turn us into addicts, so who the fuck am I to argue?"
When asked to elaborate, the guy who said the above continues:
"Zoloft and Paxil and lithium are all coated and can't be cut up, but they'd be no kick to sniff anyway. Vicodin and Perdoccet, on the other hand, are easy to crush and -- surprise, surprise -- habit-forming. See? It's a conspiracy. I'm just going along with it."
So, dearest flist, I'm thinking of taking his advice. Neither of my sleeping pills (Ambien CR and Lorazemoan) are working if I just swallow them down, but maybe sniffing them will work! Please bear in mind that I have zero experience sniffing anything except flowers (despite the icon, the only meds I take are legal) and am sleep-deprived at the moment. In other words, no taking me seriously and freaking out because even if a hundred people vote that I should try it in the name of science, I am very unlikely to.
Oh, and boys kissing to prove I'm not completely out of it.
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GOOD. Dude, just imagine the feeling of milk/water (whatever) coming OUT of your nose! OH THE PAIN.
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Haha, she already knows what that's like, she's hopeless at drinking and laughing at the same time :p
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P/s, this reminds me of some of the polls I've thought about making but pondered how many people would think I was serious when I wasn't and how many would think I was joking when I was serious...
.... I should put that to the test, soon.
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And I'll answer this time. No, it's not a fake xDDD No fair asking!
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I'm never having kids, I have enough heart attacks from you.
p.s. Much love!
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XDDD Didn't we already agree that I'd be a bad influence on any kids you have?
P.S. Much love to you too!
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Oh yeah, way to sell that idea to me. Please have kids Kathy, I'm going to lead them down the path of eevil once they've given you many heart attacks!
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XDD I was thinking more along the lines of you having many heart attacks because I'm leading them down the path of evil. I think you got cause and effect turned around a little there :P