fickle: (junkie: just like special k)
Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2007-03-20 07:19 pm

Snorting Ritalin

Words of wisdom from a second-hand chick lit book I bought, concerning adults snorting Ritalin as a concentration aid:

"Thing is that pills that are fun to snort are easy to crush. Pharmacists make it this way to turn us into addicts, so who the fuck am I to argue?"

When asked to elaborate, the guy who said the above continues:

"Zoloft and Paxil and lithium are all coated and can't be cut up, but they'd be no kick to sniff anyway. Vicodin and Perdoccet, on the other hand, are easy to crush and -- surprise, surprise -- habit-forming. See? It's a conspiracy. I'm just going along with it."

So, dearest flist, I'm thinking of taking his advice. Neither of my sleeping pills (Ambien CR and Lorazemoan) are working if I just swallow them down, but maybe sniffing them will work! Please bear in mind that I have zero experience sniffing anything except flowers (despite the icon, the only meds I take are legal) and am sleep-deprived at the moment. In other words, no taking me seriously and freaking out because even if a hundred people vote that I should try it in the name of science, I am very unlikely to.

Oh, and boys kissing to prove I'm not completely out of it.

[Poll #950666]

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs* I promise I'm not serious, Dani. I've never snorted anything in my life, I wouldn't even know where to start. XD

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But, the talk about the actual pills is true. *nods* (Actually, from a branch of experience -- chewing stuff that's not meant to be chewed isn't smart. ... *knows from experience*).

GOOD. Dude, just imagine the feeling of milk/water (whatever) coming OUT of your nose! OH THE PAIN.

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, just imagine the feeling of milk/water (whatever) coming OUT of your nose!

Haha, she already knows what that's like, she's hopeless at drinking and laughing at the same time :p

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
LoL! I'll keep that in mind when I see her xD

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. If she has a drink in her hand either stop with the funny or keep well back and enjoy the show <---guess which one Numa and I tend to do ;)

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
*grins cheerfully* You haven't died of it yet :p

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!!! I'm guessing you have umbrella's and wetsuits on....

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
*nods solemnly* Sometimes, when it gets really rough, we even bring snorkels...

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO That's so mean xD ...deja vu. @_@

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise I'm not serious

P/s, this reminds me of some of the polls I've thought about making but pondered how many people would think I was serious when I wasn't and how many would think I was joking when I was serious...

.... I should put that to the test, soon.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm going to be paranoid about your posts :P

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
xDD Just keep answering your hikari-toy's polls *halo*

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...You just made a poll about Malik's sexiness. >_> Is that one a fake?

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*cracks up* His GIRLYNESS. Not sexyness :P And keep in mind it's MALIK and not Marik xD

And I'll answer this time. No, it's not a fake xDDD No fair asking!

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OH! Okay. That's so much better :P

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it is! I'm brilliant.

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're not serious?? YOU'RE NOT?!! ALL THIS TIME IT WAS JUST ACADEMIC??

I'm never having kids, I have enough heart attacks from you.

p.s. Much love!

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy, can you really imagine ME snorting anything, let alone sleeping pills? It was one of those weird ideas that I get that I am unlikely to follow through with-- I mean, t hink of the dental floss! If I want to do something weird, I do it without thinking, not have the sense to ask other people's opinions first.

XDDD Didn't we already agree that I'd be a bad influence on any kids you have?

P.S. Much love to you too!

[identity profile] harmonybunny114.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm overanxious and I have no trouble imagine bad things happening to my friends. Especially you. I still feel a cold hand clutch my heart when I think of you selling your kidney!

Oh yeah, way to sell that idea to me. Please have kids Kathy, I'm going to lead them down the path of eevil once they've given you many heart attacks!

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I can't believe that I seriously considered that. Oy. On the bright side, my string of mishaps probably make for great cocktail party story material!

XDD I was thinking more along the lines of you having many heart attacks because I'm leading them down the path of evil. I think you got cause and effect turned around a little there :P