Snorting Ritalin

[fickle]

Words of wisdom from a second-hand chick lit book I bought, concerning adults snorting Ritalin as a concentration aid:

"Thing is that pills that are fun to snort are easy to crush. Pharmacists make it this way to turn us into addicts, so who the fuck am I to argue?"

When asked to elaborate, the guy who said the above continues:

"Zoloft and Paxil and lithium are all coated and can't be cut up, but they'd be no kick to sniff anyway. Vicodin and Perdoccet, on the other hand, are easy to crush and -- surprise, surprise -- habit-forming. See? It's a conspiracy. I'm just going along with it."

So, dearest flist, I'm thinking of taking his advice. Neither of my sleeping pills (Ambien CR and Lorazemoan) are working if I just swallow them down, but maybe sniffing them will work! Please bear in mind that I have zero experience sniffing anything except flowers (despite the icon, the only meds I take are legal) and am sleep-deprived at the moment. In other words, no taking me seriously and freaking out because even if a hundred people vote that I should try it in the name of science, I am very unlikely to.

Oh, and boys kissing to prove I'm not completely out of it.

[Poll #950666]

Comments

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Heaven save you from yourself *huggles*. Perhaps what you need is some liquid sleep administered straight through a drip -- consistently being fed into your system on regular hours, and less stress in your life.

I know you weren't being serious, but I think this sort of thing is going to at least ruin your chances of getting things back to normal.

When this battle with your sleep is over, and you're finally in control, then please avoid late nights like the plague *huggles tightly*. Make sure you see a doctor soon too. If you need any help I'm here.

Love you to pieces.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to save me from myself, but I don't believe in Heaven. >_< And oooh, liquid sleep on a drip would make you RICH if you invented it.

And I promise I'm not being serious, seriously. Urgh. Bad wording there but I'm too tired to fix it.

And yes. And yes. And I love you too. ♥

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Then again, I didn't mean the god Heaven thing, just some place where you don't have to worry about things like powdering your pills to increase their potency.

*hugs* I know, I read that, then I read comments and saw you defending that. It just concerns me if you're playing with the idea. I'd so bring you chocolate milk in bed and sing you bedtime stories if I was there.

Yeah, brilliant eh? When I've got something to work you can be the first person to get a prescription *hugs*.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

Do people even sleep in Heaven? XD

*pets you* Chocolate milk gives me an energy boost and keeps me up. Not a good thing to feed a girl you're trying to get to sleep. ♥ But I appreciate the thought, love.

YAY! I volunteer to be your test subject!

*offers you another bouquet of assorted blue roses*

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Some people find themselves looking for chocolate heaven, I think what you need is a sleeping heaven. If you didn't have to sleep though, that would work too *huggles*.

If not chocolate milk then warm relaxing drinks and hugs. Fluffy pillows, hugs and soft music I think would help. As for energy, are you really that on edge that even a glass of chocolate milk would be too much.

I'll get right on it love XD.