fickle: (marik: innocence in no sense)
Fickle ([personal profile] fickle) wrote2007-07-03 11:58 pm

Link of the Day: Ouchsome prank!

Link of the Day: PWNED!

Short version of the story is that a guy found out someone had hotlinked to an image on his site, and replaced with a series of photos depicting self-castration. But that's not the cool part. The cool part is that all the positive responses like 'I'd hit that' and 'I just came' remained in place which is fucking hilarious when contrasted with the new photo.

Click the links the guy provides only if you have a strong stomach and don't mind NSFW material. XD

...And if you have no interest in seeing people be PWNED, click the link to take a look at the castration process; use it as a litmus test to see how badly the Internet has damaged your cringe-reflex.

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2007-07-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
MY EYES! O_O What does NSFW mean?

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Not Safe For Work. Which is ironic, since I'm replying to your comment from work but I am definitely NOT going to click that link again. XD

*pets you* You can't say that you weren't warned before you clicked!

[identity profile] yukirien.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just proved that the internet makes me click happy. I tend to click before reading.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Me too. Much to the sorrow of my poor, poor eyes.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-03 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...I seriously don't think I should click this...

But wow.

[identity profile] witchwillow.livejournal.com 2007-07-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that icon from the Bleach Musical?

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Why yes, yes it is :)

[identity profile] witchwillow.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
*squees*

Someone uploaded the soundtrack for me, but I've never seen it.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
xDD

Oh, which one? XD It's SO much fun to watch. There's a few of them released and they're all so fun xD And it's interesting to see how the actors have improved if you watch the first one and then the most recent one.

[identity profile] witchwillow.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't even know there was more than one! And I'm on a different computer right now. So I'll have to hunt down the disc I burned to see which one. I think it was 2004 or something though. Something that seemed recent to me.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! (I'm only recently into the whole fandom). There's the first one, Saien, Saien 1.5, Dark of the Bleeding Moon (I think it is) and then Bankai Live thus far ^_^ Oooh. I think that's the first one :)

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm utterly disturbed that I didn't even flinch.

[identity profile] perivates.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently the internet has completely destroyed that reflex in me, 'cos I didn't even blink twice let alone cringe. D:

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Same! In fact, I spent a bit staring at it and wondering why it wasn't bleeding or anything, then trying to figure out if it was some sort of hoax since surely a tourniquet wouldn't be that effective.

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's tied up; don't you do that before amputating something? And it's hard to judge if you don't have one to realize how it behaves when it's not erect :P.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It should still bleed at least a LITTLE. And yeah, I know that I don't have one and can't guess at how it behaves whether erect or not, but I thought that ANY part of the human body bleeds when you cut a bit off. Just imagine cutting off the tip of a finger or something!

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
It should still bleed at least a LITTLE

Agreed there. And I was going to use the finger example ;_;

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why should it bleed? You could cut one off while a man was sleeping and throw it out the window of a moving car while you were driving away and he wouldn't notice till he woke up.

A penis is a sponge; it soaks up blood but only when erect. A finger has blood going through it all the time; if you've got higher blood pressure it shoots up fast and stiff and awkward without warning, even without some kind of erotic influence. When it's soft then it can be tied and cut.

A clitoris has about the same number of nerve endings; just spread over a smaller area. It's slightly more protected but the whole stalk bit doesn't have that much feeling. Tying it up and cutting the end off wouldn't produce that much blood, and sure as hell the horror would make you want to keep it down.

There is even a wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal) on it. I feel a little more reluctant to keep looking into it though. If you can show me that it's fake, I will owe you the meanest curry or cheese cake you've ever eaten.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"He wouldn't notice" - he'd feel it. Squeeze it too hard and he'll feel it. From the time that it was all over the news to what that woman did, I'm pretty sure he was drugged/drunk or something of the sort.

"wouldn't produce that much blood" - but it would produce some. Still, I would imagine that it should still bleed. To me, it's just bizarre that any part of your body that has blood flowing to it at any point wouldn't bleed when cut. But, I suppose that's me. I don't plan on doing that to any man to actually test it, xD

And for Wiki, I'll pass on reading it, personally. That's enough for me xD Plus, wiki's edited by people like you and I as well soo... xD I wouldn't trust that for complete fact. But, I see what you mean about the other part, but still...

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
And, from what I did google, there were various sites that mentioned that doing such a thing would and could result in heavy bleeding @_@;;

Or at least every site I looked up to see about bleeding and such dealing with "self-castration" would include some amount of blood and the high risk of bleeding to death.

Again, I don't know anyone personally who's done it, so who's to say. Nor do I know anyone that'd be willing to even CUT themselves just to prove a point there - nor would I ask someone to.

Still, I still don't see how he wouldn't notice; when if you were to KICK a guy there and they'd notice, but wouldn't notice if you were to cut it? Kind of... ... well anywho. I still think that even tied it would have a chance, but ah well. What do I know, ne?

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know; I've got this nice big thing written up and, well, I want to let this be. It looks real to me, and I don't think it would blead like that initially if the tissue were not errect, and the thing tied up right. I remember seeing that the first click through, I don't want to click through again though.

Stuff it, I'm pasting it here anyway--

The nerves are more at the end, not the place where the knife goes in.

Yeah; I'm not going to try any active experiments and yes, it's a very sensitive area and I'm sure I would notice an incision of a blade around there; sleeping or not. You have to sign some waver if you want to get a prince Albert because of that, and they make sure you know to go straight to the doctor if it starts bleeding excessively. If it becomes errect, it will keep pumping blood out till it reaches equilibrium as far as pressure is concerned. If there isn't anything going back in, then the whole mechanism falls over because there isn't anything telling it that it's completely 'inflated'.

There isn't really any other part of the body I can compare it too sorry. When it isn't erect you can cut of circulation to it. I'm not going to go any deeper into it than that sorry; it's kinda personal and this isn't a private post.

Wiki's are usually objective. Only put it there because it was quick and it had the wife/husband case I mentioned. I wouldn't trust it either for complete fact and if I were really going to research into it I'd go further; but the image was enough to put me off looking into it further.

When you kick a guy there you usually hit them in the testicles. If the guy isn't circumcised, and he's got an erection, a swift kick which somehow happens to hit the right spot (head of the penis) would hurt even more I'm sure... that's another thing I'm not willing to check.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, seeing how neither of us are going to actually go experimenting for in-your-face of either way, I'm just going to stop right here.

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-06 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded ^^. I wouldn't have posted more if you'd continued; it just didn't seem just to leave two longer posts like that without saying something ^^''''.

[identity profile] xinda.livejournal.com 2007-07-06 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
^^; Understood/No worries (etc, etc, etc)

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-06 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
MATT! Wish Dani a happy birthday~

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-06 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
*points to post* (http://daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com/20349.html) I did ^^, an hour ago. She's in a different time zone so I waited till the end of the day XD.

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-06 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
*nuzzles you*

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
...cringe and pain reflex set in. I'm afraid...

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
*pets you* It's okay. You're a boy, you have an excuse. XD

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah; I bet if you replaced that with a Vulva or a Clitoris, swiveled a box cutter around and then had reactions like "I just orgasmed" the story would be a little different.

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Steel feathers. That's all I have to say. *remembers how icked out Kathy was by that*

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I don't get the reference o.O'''... how is this funny?

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
It involved steel feathers being used as a sex aid, in the form of being pushed into a vagina and then twisted around so that it basically shredded her apart.

And it's funny because Kathy got SO FREAKED OUT. *nodnod* I don't freak easily about blood and stuff. Kathy, however, definitely does. And apparently you do too. ^_~

[identity profile] daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
You were kinda set back by the idea of a glass being used as a dido; worrying about if it'd break n' all... at least you did way back.

You hate injections yet you have no reaction to seeing someones sexual organs cut up?

[identity profile] fickle-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because that was something that really happened to a woman against her will.

The photos don't make it look like the guy was struggling or fighting the idea of being sliced to bits. So if he wants to mutilate himself, that's his business. Same for the girl with the steel feather, which I only read about and didn't need to actually see :P