Link of the Day: Ouchsome prank!

[fickle]

Link of the Day: PWNED!

Short version of the story is that a guy found out someone had hotlinked to an image on his site, and replaced with a series of photos depicting self-castration. But that's not the cool part. The cool part is that all the positive responses like 'I'd hit that' and 'I just came' remained in place which is fucking hilarious when contrasted with the new photo.

Click the links the guy provides only if you have a strong stomach and don't mind NSFW material. XD

...And if you have no interest in seeing people be PWNED, click the link to take a look at the castration process; use it as a litmus test to see how badly the Internet has damaged your cringe-reflex.

Comments

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

It's tied up; don't you do that before amputating something? And it's hard to judge if you don't have one to realize how it behaves when it's not erect :P.

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

It should still bleed at least a LITTLE. And yeah, I know that I don't have one and can't guess at how it behaves whether erect or not, but I thought that ANY part of the human body bleeds when you cut a bit off. Just imagine cutting off the tip of a finger or something!

[xinda.livejournal.com]

It should still bleed at least a LITTLE

Agreed there. And I was going to use the finger example ;_;

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Why should it bleed? You could cut one off while a man was sleeping and throw it out the window of a moving car while you were driving away and he wouldn't notice till he woke up.

A penis is a sponge; it soaks up blood but only when erect. A finger has blood going through it all the time; if you've got higher blood pressure it shoots up fast and stiff and awkward without warning, even without some kind of erotic influence. When it's soft then it can be tied and cut.

A clitoris has about the same number of nerve endings; just spread over a smaller area. It's slightly more protected but the whole stalk bit doesn't have that much feeling. Tying it up and cutting the end off wouldn't produce that much blood, and sure as hell the horror would make you want to keep it down.

There is even a wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal) on it. I feel a little more reluctant to keep looking into it though. If you can show me that it's fake, I will owe you the meanest curry or cheese cake you've ever eaten.

[xinda.livejournal.com]

"He wouldn't notice" - he'd feel it. Squeeze it too hard and he'll feel it. From the time that it was all over the news to what that woman did, I'm pretty sure he was drugged/drunk or something of the sort.

"wouldn't produce that much blood" - but it would produce some. Still, I would imagine that it should still bleed. To me, it's just bizarre that any part of your body that has blood flowing to it at any point wouldn't bleed when cut. But, I suppose that's me. I don't plan on doing that to any man to actually test it, xD

And for Wiki, I'll pass on reading it, personally. That's enough for me xD Plus, wiki's edited by people like you and I as well soo... xD I wouldn't trust that for complete fact. But, I see what you mean about the other part, but still...

[xinda.livejournal.com]

And, from what I did google, there were various sites that mentioned that doing such a thing would and could result in heavy bleeding @_@;;

Or at least every site I looked up to see about bleeding and such dealing with "self-castration" would include some amount of blood and the high risk of bleeding to death.

Again, I don't know anyone personally who's done it, so who's to say. Nor do I know anyone that'd be willing to even CUT themselves just to prove a point there - nor would I ask someone to.

Still, I still don't see how he wouldn't notice; when if you were to KICK a guy there and they'd notice, but wouldn't notice if you were to cut it? Kind of... ... well anywho. I still think that even tied it would have a chance, but ah well. What do I know, ne?

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

You know; I've got this nice big thing written up and, well, I want to let this be. It looks real to me, and I don't think it would blead like that initially if the tissue were not errect, and the thing tied up right. I remember seeing that the first click through, I don't want to click through again though.

Stuff it, I'm pasting it here anyway--

The nerves are more at the end, not the place where the knife goes in.

Yeah; I'm not going to try any active experiments and yes, it's a very sensitive area and I'm sure I would notice an incision of a blade around there; sleeping or not. You have to sign some waver if you want to get a prince Albert because of that, and they make sure you know to go straight to the doctor if it starts bleeding excessively. If it becomes errect, it will keep pumping blood out till it reaches equilibrium as far as pressure is concerned. If there isn't anything going back in, then the whole mechanism falls over because there isn't anything telling it that it's completely 'inflated'.

There isn't really any other part of the body I can compare it too sorry. When it isn't erect you can cut of circulation to it. I'm not going to go any deeper into it than that sorry; it's kinda personal and this isn't a private post.

Wiki's are usually objective. Only put it there because it was quick and it had the wife/husband case I mentioned. I wouldn't trust it either for complete fact and if I were really going to research into it I'd go further; but the image was enough to put me off looking into it further.

When you kick a guy there you usually hit them in the testicles. If the guy isn't circumcised, and he's got an erection, a swift kick which somehow happens to hit the right spot (head of the penis) would hurt even more I'm sure... that's another thing I'm not willing to check.

[xinda.livejournal.com]

Mmm, seeing how neither of us are going to actually go experimenting for in-your-face of either way, I'm just going to stop right here.

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

Seconded ^^. I wouldn't have posted more if you'd continued; it just didn't seem just to leave two longer posts like that without saying something ^^''''.

[xinda.livejournal.com]

^^; Understood/No worries (etc, etc, etc)

[fickle-goddess.livejournal.com]

MATT! Wish Dani a happy birthday~

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

*points to post* (http://daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com/20349.html) I did ^^, an hour ago. She's in a different time zone so I waited till the end of the day XD.

[daemonsadvocate.livejournal.com]

*nuzzles you*